Deliberately obscure jokes

[musterion]

Nothing off-color, please, and NO cheat-googling. You get it or you don't.

 

[musterion]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Yes. Have a jelly baby?

 

[Eeset]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Yes. Have a jelly baby?

I don't get it. :idunno:

 

[musterion]

It's okay. You're still on the list for the vaccine.

 

[Eeset]

It's okay. You're still on the list for the vaccine.

But wait. Vaccines don't work if you are already infected.

 

[musterion]

Then there's no hope for you. Go watch Dora.

 

[Eeset]

Dora who?

 

[Town Heretic]

A far sighted man walks into a bar. lain:

 

[glorydaz]

A far sighted man walks into a bar. lain:

I think you're all a bunch of nuts.

Good thing you have some redeeming qualities. :chuckle:

 

[Lighthouse]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Yes. Have a jelly baby?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doctor

 

[john w]

What is the difference, between a dog, and a fox?

About 3 1/3 drinks.

 

[Eeset]

It was so cold today in D.C. that several elected members of Congress were caught on camera with their hands in their own pockets.

 

[Truster]

An Irishman, a Welsh man and a Scotsman walked into a pub. The barman looked up and asked, ''Is this a joke or what''?

 

[Buzzword]

 

[Caledvwlch]

That one just took me WAY too long to get.

NH is weird.

 

[CabinetMaker]

What is the difference, between a dog, and a fox?

About 3 1/3 drinks.

Now we know why chicks dig you - they drink.

 

[Damian]

What is the difference, between a dog, and a fox?

About 3 1/3 drinks.

That sounds about right.

 

[john w]

Now we know why chicks dig you - they drink.

Fine-that's it. You were going to be my 11th "Facebook" "friend"-I've scratched you off the list. Now, my 2 "Easyspace" friends are the candidates.

 

[john w]

That sounds about right.

You also-you were to be "No. 12."

 

[Tambora]

Now we know why chicks dig you - they drink.

I know I do.