This would be me(after getting a tan in Florida), vs. your "beach ball" "pitches"(loosely employed here):
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Not so fast, I batted .620 with 15 HR my last year of little league!
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I'm more like Harry Caray, pronouncing players names backwards.
NHOJ NELAHW is batting 2nd today for the Cubbies.
I batted 1000/OBP 1,000,000- 1/1. And then I retired to selling vacuums, door to door, for "Fast Gun Fife Vacs, Inc."
Cardinal "great", broadcaster Mike Shannon, broadcasting from New York under a full moon: “I wish you folks back in St. Louis could see this moon.”
Cardinals take the series -
Cavs win - never count a champion out -
i realized tonight, STP looks a bit like T-Rose -
i don't see the nba thread, i guess all the warrior fans had a premonition -
Cavs win - never count a champion out -
i realized tonight, STP looks a bit like T-Rose -
i don't see the nba thread, i guess all the warrior fans had a premonition -
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The Berean says I look like Tom Seaver, but saint john w says Ryan Braun.
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Great News!
I was drafted in the 113th round this year by the Brewers. I report to Point Place Wisconsin for rookie ball next week.
Pretty amazing since I'm 43 and haven't pitched since 1993.
I was drafted in the 113th round this year by the Brewers. I report to Point Place Wisconsin for rookie ball next week.
Pretty amazing since I'm 43 and haven't pitched since 1993.
Pshaw. Hold out. You could be top of the rotation for the White Sox.
lain: Assuming you can mostly get it near the plate. If you can't, there's always Milwaukee. :thumb:
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Pshaw. Hold out. You could be top of the rotation for the White Sox.
My heater is down to 65mph, and unlike Ernest T Bass, I can no longer even break a window.
You take off on Ryan Braun:
You don't take off on Clayton Powell, Kemosabe. Perhaps Jay Silverheels?
If you don't get that "straight" heater up into the 70's, you may be demoted to the Mayberry Bears, of the CCC league.
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Like Braun, I used PEDs to get an advantage in my job as a number cruncher.
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My 65 heater has a nice tail on it, but it still doesn't fool the likes of Jack Clark and Ken Oberkfell.
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Their best pitcher played at Metzger's Field, and then went on to be an all american at "State".
You should consider real estate. The commission is good, and I hear the Simms house in your town is up for sale. Funny, though-the basement seems to float boats. Curious.
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These were my top 3 choices:
1. Number Cruncher
2. Vacuum Cleaner salesman
3. Real Estate
You sure that wasn't Belmont College, June's alma mater?
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You are probably right, saint john w the great, TOL's king of sitcom trivia, TOL's most humble, and object of chicks' desire!
I corrected it for you:
4. Spelling teacher.
You've always had an acumen for that compelsion.