ECT Why preterism can never be taken seriously by Bible believers

john w

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He thinks an upside down pyramid is going to come down out of the sky and touch planet earth with its tip, and then the people who live in the upside down pyramid will travel back and forth between the upside down pyramid and planet earth.

Those are just some of his bizarre beliefs, there are many more.

An athesist, to Craigie Pie:

You think that this God of yours parted the Red Sea, walked on water, rose from the dead, created the entire universe, and created the heaven and the earth, did it in 6 days, and......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(against TOL rules to go too long)?

Those are just some of these alleged Christians bizarre beliefs, there are many more.



Little arms, spineless Craigie, sitting on the mat, bloodied by the atheist, slumped over: You are in denial......uh, urr..............







You're a pathetic loser, little chin boy-even you know it.
 

john w

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No you haven't.

Prove to us that Jesus didn't return in 70AD?
Yes, we have.

Prove that "everyone" saw this alleged Saviour return in AD 70-identify this "everyone," punk.

Not a peep, from this little arms punk, after being asked to name this "everyone" that saw an "un physical" Saviour return, and in the form of the Roman army.


What's the problem, sweetie? 3+ years of silencio, from this pathetic loser.
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"Jesus never physically returned, and never will physically return to planet earth after He ascended to Heaven"-Preterist deceiver Tellalie

vs.


“And that is what happened. The Lord came in a way that everyone could see Him. However, He never touched planet earth, and when this event was over, He then sat on the throne in Heaven NOT on planet earth.”-Tet.


"Everyone" that saw Him, according to Craigie, was Josephus, and Wikipedia. Wait....According to Craigie the Clown, he did not return physically, but all of Jerusalem saw him.. And, according to Craigie the Clown, signs are invisible...



Wait...

Vs.

"Tet is a preterist that believes Christ already returned in 70 AD via the Roman Army."-Tambora, on another TOL thread

"Correct, and thanks for making it clear that it was the Roman army that was His return."-stupid Craigie

"The Roman army destroyed Jerusalem in 70AD. That is what Jesus meant when He said He will return."-Gomer Tet.



Hebrews 9:28 KJV
So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.

Craigie the Clown: The Roman army was looking for him-that is the "them" above. My infallible AD 70/Pteterist "teachers" taught me,like Hank Hanegraaf, from whom I copy'npaste/spam.



You're in denial.


Now, devil boy, as you have been asked, for years:

Identify this alleged "everyone," that witnessed/saw this alleged "un physical" Saviour return in AD 70, signs being invisible, and all, according to your AD 70/Preterist "fallable men" "invention"/"theory."

Do be a dear.


The punk won't, as all he will do is mumble, grumble, and bumble, "Darby....Not one person in the history of the world can answer me...Darby...You are in denial...Darby..."
 

john w

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But that doesn't explain you little wimpy arms and no chin !!

Yes, Craigie-explain those little arms, that little chin, and sullen/sunken face. Is it because you are so obsessed, you spend most of your day, on TOL, in the dark, in a rat/weasel hole, plotting ways to get even, with those meanie dispies, who hurt your fragile feelings, years ago, as you lost your spine, and cannot exercise?

You're in denial.
 

Grosnick Marowbe

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Yes, Craigie-explain those little arms, that little chin, and sullen/sunken face. Is it because you are so obsessed, you spend most of your day, on TOL, in the dark, in a rat/weasel hole, plotting ways to get even, with those meanie dispies, who hurt your fragile feelings, years ago, as you lost your spine, and cannot exercise?

You're in denial.

Where can we catch a glimpse at "No Chin?"
 

john w

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Who's this we you speak of?

You gotta mouse in yer pocket?

If not, git yer hand outta there. :crackup:

"speak of?..You gotta mouse in yer"-Jeff, the English language expert.


And, this is not a dating/"relationship" site, junkie, nor is it the "Teen World"/"Seventeen" magazine site. Sober up, and press the right "favorites/bookmarks."


Nice cocaine induced rant, Jeff, the junkie. Pay attention to the thread, when you are sober.

"git yer hand outta there."-junkie

Sorry, Jeff-you don't have the clout, as I do, to give orders. And how long did it take you to "Google/Bing" that original "You gotta mouse in yer pocket?" stumper.



Take your seat, as TOL laughs at you....Way, in the back....That's it, junkie....
 

john w

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Now add to that a wife in the mix and I gotta full plate so to speak..... :dizzy: LOL
"gotta....LOL"


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1Mind1Spirit

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"speak of?..You gotta mouse in yer"-Jeff, the English language expert.


And, this is not a dating/"relationship" site, junkie, nor is it the "Teen World"/"Seventeen" magazine site. Sober up, and press the right "favorites/bookmarks."


Nice cocaine induced rant, Jeff, the junkie. Pay attention to the thread, when you are sober.

"git yer hand outta there."-junkie

Sorry, Jeff-you don't have the clout, as I do, to give orders. And how long did it take you to "Google/Bing" that original "You gotta mouse in yer pocket?" stumper.



Take your seat, as TOL laughs at you....Way, in the back....That's it, junkie....

Yer foolin' yerself yuh don't believe it...

Yer kidding yerself yuh don't believe it.......

Get saved....mocking works boy
 
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