My Jays are sucking these days.
You missed it-the thread topic is MLB, as in "Major League."
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St. Louis Cardinals - Cardinal Country
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You missed it-the thread topic is MLB, as in "Major League."
vs.
"Jays"
SaulToPaul 2
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I think the Jays are in the same league as the Mayfield Tigers.
A couple of Mayfield's pitchers are going to State.
I heard they were going to "Bellport," per Ward and June's advice.
Sorry, don't know you well enough to know if you're trying to be funny or not.
The Toronto Blue Jays are in the American League East but sadly in second last place. :stuck:
Mocking You
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The Twins Win!
The Twins are in First Place!
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The Twins are in First Place!
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off day for the Cardinals - Adam transferred to S. Kingshighway - Loss Prevention
Lighten up-it was/is a joke.
Oh. I did not know that. Did you know that Stan Musial's first name was "Stan?"
Carry on.
Q: What do you have in common with the Minnesota Twins?
A: In October you will both be watching the World Series on television.
and I asked a straight question, as I DON'T know you.
Actually it was Stanley, just like mine is.
Oh.
Mocking You
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Whereas I suppose it's warm enough to golf in October in St. Louis.
Oh yeah? Take this:
Q: Whats the difference between the Minnesota Twins, and Minnesota's state bird, the mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl at the Minnesota Twins game?
A: A visitor.
So there.
Mocking You
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That Series was fixed. Kerby Puckett bribed the whole team. And the "Homer Dome" was inflated in the bottom of the inning, explaining why "pop ups" by Twins "players"(loosey employed here)ended up on Bud Grant's front lawn.
Q: What do the Minnesota Twins and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold, and end up in the cellar after Labor Day.
Tic, tic...
Mocking You
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Q. What will you say after the Cardinals win the World Series this fall?
A. Why'd you wake me up? I was having a great dream.
Q. What do you call 25 millionaires watching the World Series on TV?
A. The St. Louis Cardinals.
A. Why'd you wake me up? I was having a great dream.
Q. What do you call 25 millionaires watching the World Series on TV?
A. The St. Louis Cardinals.
You meanie. Funny. Stupid is, as stupid does, Mr. Minnie. My volley:
Q: What did Michael Jackson wear a glove?
A: He wanted to have something in common with the Twins infielders(again, loosely employed here), i.e., wearing one glove for no apparent reason.
Mocking You
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Q. How do you keep St. Louis Cardinals out of your yard?
A. Install home plate in it.
Q. What does a St. Louis Cardinal fan do after his team wins the World Series?
A. Turns off his Playstation.
A. Install home plate in it.
Q. What does a St. Louis Cardinal fan do after his team wins the World Series?
A. Turns off his Playstation.