Don't have the time or stomach to watch the, "Junk" you put up!
All I want to know is, "Was the late Vincent Price a follower of
John 'Nelson' Darby?
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Don't have the time or stomach to watch the, "Junk" you put up!
All I want to know is, "Was the late Vincent Price a follower of
John 'Nelson' Darby?
Thanks, D of G. First, I want to thank Naggie and Craigie, AKA "Heckle and "Jeckle," for making this necessary...
Different cages, i.e., Preterism/Clavinism....same dirty birds...
What happened to that "you never follow men" satanic spam, Craigie?
You copy'npasted all this jazz, from this site, and others, you hypocrite:
http://www.bible.ca/rapture-origin-john-nelson-darby-1830ad.htm
"Yes Mr. Whalen, they were fallible men who invented dispensationalism just over 150 years ago.Mr. Whalen, you might want to ask yourself why you follow the teachings of these fallible men?"-Tet., the Preterist/Roman Catholic
"A secret parenthetical time period is a false theory made up by fallible men.”-Preterist con man “tetelestai,” AKA Craigie
"MAD is a false non-Biblical belief system that was made up by fallable men."-Preterist Craigee Tet.
Was that link, from "infallible men," sweetie?
This one's just for you GM.
It's really short and gets right to the point (John Nelson Darby)
| PRETRIBULATION RAPTURE THE ORIGINS OF THIS FALSE TEACHING | |
Show us just one other person, on earth, who "argues, like you, that the concept of "God the Father" is a "false belief system."
This one's just for you, spineless one. It's really short, and get's to the point, i.e., you're lacking a back bone/vertebrae:
| Please don't "attack" me, you meanie "dispies!" What can I do?!!! | |
glorydaz
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No, you're not the only one who doesn't know how to use google. First you have to look at the sites that show all those in the early church who saw the rapture being taught in the Bible. You would need to start with the Apostle Paul, of course, but I wouldn't count on that....so just expand your google search a bit and you'll see that what you keep claiming is utter nonsense.
Nah.
You're not the only stupid one.
Tet: No matter how hard I try, I still am trying to find someone, that taught the concept of "God the Father" before this "Jesus" arrived. I cannot. So he invented it.
1. Joseph Mede (1586-1638)
In regard to the rapture, Mede writes:
"I will add this more, namely, what may be conceived to be the cause of this RAPTURE of the saints on high to meet the Lord in the clouds, rather than to wait his coming to earth....What if it be, that they may be PRESERVED during the Conflagration of the earth and the works thereof, 2 Pet.3:10, that as Noah and his family were preserved from the Deluge by being lift up above the waters in the Ark; so should the saints at the Conflagration be lift up in the clouds unto their Ark, Christ, to be preserved there from the deluge of fire, wherein the wicked shall be consumed?" ("The Works of Joseph Mede," 1672, London edition, Book IV, p.776)
Tet., Naggie: "Rapture" does not really mean "rapture," just as "land" does not really mean "land," and "nation" really means "church," and this guy above, he was being symbolic, when he says "to meet the Lord in the clouds," as "clouds" is used symbollically many places in the bible, uh, urr, you see....Hyperbole...Figurative...
2. Name one person, before you, that ever taught:
-that the Roman army was "the second coming"
"Tet is a preterist that believes Christ already returned in 70 AD via the Roman Army."-Tambora, on another TOL thread
"Correct, and thanks for making it clear that it was the Roman army that was His return."-stupid Craigie
"The Roman army destroyed Jerusalem in 70AD. That is what Jesus meant when He said He will return."-Gomer Tet.
-that the concept of "God the Father" is "invented," as you assert, and is "rubbish."
-that the Lord Jesus Christ did not teach the law, as you assert.
-this:
"So, they were saved, but not technically until 70AD."-"expert" stupid Craigie on salvation
Show us one person, before you, who ever taught "technical salvation."
Show us-if not, all of the above is an "invention"-you taught me that cute, deceptive ploy.
He won't touch this post.
"No matter how hard you Dispensationalists try to find someone who did, no one taught a rapture before Darby invented it."-Craigie the Clown
Since Craigie the Clown's secular sources are his authority, by his own admission, most notably, Josephus, and Wikipedia:
Spherical Earth
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about the history. For the mathematics, see Earth radius.
Medieval artistic representation of a spherical Earth - with compartments representing earth, air, and water (c. 1400).
The concept of a spherical Earth dates back to around the 6th century BC,[1] but remained a matter of philosophical speculation until the 3rd century BC, when Hellenistic astronomy established the spherical shape of the earth as a physical given. The paradigm was gradually adopted throughout the Old World during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages.[2][3][4][5] A practical demonstration of Earth's sphericity was achieved by Ferdinand Magellan and Juan Sebastián Elcano's expedition's circumnavigation (1519−1522).[6]
The concept of a spherical Earth displaced earlier beliefs in a flat Earth: In early Mesopotamian mythology, the world was portrayed as a flat disk floating in the ocean and surrounded by a spherical sky,[7] and this forms the premise for early world maps like those of Anaximander and Hecataeus of Miletus. Other speculations on the shape of Earth include a seven-layered ziggurat or cosmic mountain, alluded to in the Avesta and ancient Persian writings (see seven climes).
The realization that the figure of the Earth is more accurately described as an ellipsoid dates to the 18th century (Maupertuis). In the early 19th century, the flattening of the earth ellipsoid was determined to be of the order of 1/300 (Delambre, Everest). The modern value as determined by the US DoD World Geodetic System since the 1960s is close to 1/298.25.[8]......."
Tet: No matter how hard you "spherical earth"ists try to find someone who did, no one taught a "spherical earth" before the 6th century BC. For thousands, millions years before that, the earth was considered "flat."
Therefore, I, Gomer Tet., from the army of the stupid, declare that the earth is flat, and this "spherical earth" "theory" is an "invention."
Sahazam, Gomer Craigie Tet...................
Wait... another "invention"...
"The realization that the figure of the Earth is more accurately described as an ellipsoid dates to the 18th century (Maupertuis)."
No one taught an "ellipsoid" earth, before Maupertuis, in the 18th century. Thus, it is an invention, and ....."Ya know" the drill.....
Since Craigie the Clown's secular sources are his authority, by his own admission, most notably, Josephus, and Wikipedia:
Spherical Earth
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about the history. For the mathematics, see Earth radius.
Medieval artistic representation of a spherical Earth - with compartments representing earth, air, and water (c. 1400).
The concept of a spherical Earth dates back to around the 6th century BC,[1] but remained a matter of philosophical speculation until the 3rd century BC, when Hellenistic astronomy established the spherical shape of the earth as a physical given. The paradigm was gradually adopted throughout the Old World during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages.[2][3][4][5] A practical demonstration of Earth's sphericity was achieved by Ferdinand Magellan and Juan Sebastián Elcano's expedition's circumnavigation (1519−1522).[6]
The concept of a spherical Earth displaced earlier beliefs in a flat Earth: In early Mesopotamian mythology, the world was portrayed as a flat disk floating in the ocean and surrounded by a spherical sky,[7] and this forms the premise for early world maps like those of Anaximander and Hecataeus of Miletus. Other speculations on the shape of Earth include a seven-layered ziggurat or cosmic mountain, alluded to in the Avesta and ancient Persian writings (see seven climes).
The realization that the figure of the Earth is more accurately described as an ellipsoid dates to the 18th century (Maupertuis). In the early 19th century, the flattening of the earth ellipsoid was determined to be of the order of 1/300 (Delambre, Everest). The modern value as determined by the US DoD World Geodetic System since the 1960s is close to 1/298.25.[8]......."
Tet: No matter how hard you "spherical earth"ists try to find someone who did, no one taught a "spherical earth" before the 6th century BC. For thousands, millions years before that, the earth was considered "flat."
Therefore, I, Gomer Tet., from the army of the stupid, declare that the earth is flat, and this "spherical earth" "theory" is an "invention."
Sahazam, Gomer Craigie Tet...................
Wait... another "invention"...
"The realization that the figure of the Earth is more accurately described as an ellipsoid dates to the 18th century (Maupertuis)."
No one taught an "ellipsoid" earth, before Maupertuis, in the 18th century. Thus, it is an invention, and ....."Ya know" the drill.....
Nope.
All the sites you are talking about are run by Dispensationalists.
Those Dispensationalists, like you, so desperately want to find someone who taught of a rapture before John Nelson Darby.
However, there is no one who taught the rapture before Darby.
"No matter how hard you Dispensationalists try to find someone who did, no one taught a rapture before Darby invented it.... However, there is no one who taught the rapture before Darby."-Craigie the Clown
Since Craigie the Clown's secular sources are his authority, by his own admission, most notably, Josephus, and Wikipedia:
Spherical Earth
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about the history. For the mathematics, see Earth radius.
Medieval artistic representation of a spherical Earth - with compartments representing earth, air, and water (c. 1400).
The concept of a spherical Earth dates back to around the 6th century BC,[1] but remained a matter of philosophical speculation until the 3rd century BC, when Hellenistic astronomy established the spherical shape of the earth as a physical given. The paradigm was gradually adopted throughout the Old World during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages.[2][3][4][5] A practical demonstration of Earth's sphericity was achieved by Ferdinand Magellan and Juan Sebastián Elcano's expedition's circumnavigation (1519−1522).[6]
The concept of a spherical Earth displaced earlier beliefs in a flat Earth: In early Mesopotamian mythology, the world was portrayed as a flat disk floating in the ocean and surrounded by a spherical sky,[7] and this forms the premise for early world maps like those of Anaximander and Hecataeus of Miletus. Other speculations on the shape of Earth include a seven-layered ziggurat or cosmic mountain, alluded to in the Avesta and ancient Persian writings (see seven climes).
The realization that the figure of the Earth is more accurately described as an ellipsoid dates to the 18th century (Maupertuis). In the early 19th century, the flattening of the earth ellipsoid was determined to be of the order of 1/300 (Delambre, Everest). The modern value as determined by the US DoD World Geodetic System since the 1960s is close to 1/298.25.[8]......."
Tet: No matter how hard you "spherical earth"ists try to find someone who did, no one taught a "spherical earth" before the 6th century BC. For thousands, millions years before that, the earth was considered "flat."
Therefore, I, Gomer Tet., from the army of the stupid, declare that the earth is flat, and this "spherical earth" "theory" is an "invention."
Sahazam, Gomer Craigie Tet...................
Wait... another "invention"...
"The realization that the figure of the Earth is more accurately described as an ellipsoid dates to the 18th century (Maupertuis)."
No one taught an "ellipsoid" earth, before Maupertuis, in the 18th century. Thus, it is an invention, and ....."Ya know" the drill.....
Name one person, before this "Jesus," as you, in disdain, refer to Him, arrived on earth, that ever taught this "God the Father" concept.
Names, punk.
If not, then you assert that the concept of "God the Father" is "invented," and, as you assert, is "rubbish.
Demon.
1. Joseph Mede (1586-1638)
In regard to the rapture, Mede writes:
"I will add this more, namely, what may be conceived to be the cause of this RAPTURE of the saints on high to meet the Lord in the clouds, rather than to wait his coming to earth....What if it be, that they may be PRESERVED during the Conflagration of the earth and the works thereof, 2 Pet.3:10, that as Noah and his family were preserved from the Deluge by being lift up above the waters in the Ark; so should the saints at the Conflagration be lift up in the clouds unto their Ark, Christ, to be preserved there from the deluge of fire, wherein the wicked shall be consumed?" ("The Works of Joseph Mede," 1672, London edition, Book IV, p.776)
Tet., Naggie: "Rapture" does not really mean "rapture," just as "land" does not really mean "land," and "nation" really means "church," and this guy above, he was being symbolic, when he says "to meet the Lord in the clouds," as "clouds" is used symbollically many places in the bible, uh, urr, you see....Hyperbole...Figurative...
2. Name one person, before you, that ever taught:
-that the Roman army was "the second coming"
"Tet is a preterist that believes Christ already returned in 70 AD via the Roman Army."-Tambora, on another TOL thread
"Correct, and thanks for making it clear that it was the Roman army that was His return."-stupid Craigie
"The Roman army destroyed Jerusalem in 70AD. That is what Jesus meant when He said He will return."-Gomer Tet.
-that the concept of "God the Father" is "invented," as you assert, and is "rubbish."
-that the Lord Jesus Christ did not teach the law, as you assert.
-this:
"So, they were saved, but not technically until 70AD."-"expert" stupid Craigie on salvation
Show us one person, before you, who ever taught "technical salvation."
Craigie: As quiet as a turkey farm, on T-Day.
Caught.
You're the Darby follower, not me.
He's been reduced to sound bytes. Ignoring your family, as usual today, and tonight, Corkie, being so obsessed with us meanie "dispies? At least I have somewhat of a reason-I'm single.
Demon.
Hurry, Craigie!!! You, being a Hank Hanegraaf "groupie," do not want to miss tonight's thrilling "broadcast" of "The Unbiblical Unanswer Man," your source, from which you copy'npaste on TOL. Why do you follow the "inventions" "of men," Craigie!!!!???
You taught us that.
Hurry!:
From what infallible source is that, sweetie?
From this site, from which you plagiarize your "Darby.....Margaret McDonald" spam?:
http://www.bible.ca/rapture-origin-john-nelson-darby-1830ad.htm
Name the source, site, you deceiving punk, per your deceptive ploy of...
" All the sites you are talking about are run by Dispensationalists.Those Dispensationalists, like you, so desperately want to find someone who taught of a rapture before John Nelson Darby"-Clown.
Facebook? Is that your infallible source, loser? Next up: "Easyspace."
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Wow, Craigie! % people liked it!!! This drone has to resort to FB, to back up his "invention.
He now asserts that those on FB are "infallible."
You're a clown. Does your wife know that you are insane, as you post, right now, ignoring her, being so obsessed?
Nang
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Bullinger, an ultradispensationalist, is a member of the flat-earth society.
How many dispies on TOL go along with that belief?
How many dispies on TOL go along with that belief?
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