May I suggest the following excellent potential substitutes, to help you overcome your grief?:
-A Frankie hat-he looks quite debonair, don't you think?
And, you can wear it at Christmas, while downing cheap red wine.
Or,
And, if you live near a jet stream, it will allow you to avoid all that traffic...
Good day to you, sir.
-A Frankie hat-he looks quite debonair, don't you think?
![papal_hat.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVVaXmiE24g/ScHR_EwObaI/AAAAAAAAVH8/EEOouMx6RIw/s400/papal_hat.jpg)
And, you can wear it at Christmas, while downing cheap red wine.
Or,
![sally-field-in-the-flying-nun-tv-show-2.jpg](http://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/sally-field-in-the-flying-nun-tv-show-2.jpg)
And, if you live near a jet stream, it will allow you to avoid all that traffic...
Good day to you, sir.