It's interesting, the way you lie. Interesting from a psychological standpoint. You're obviously a psychopathic narcissist, but you must have some OCD in there as well because of the way your lies are so predictably repeated. It's like you have this little rolodex of lies in your brain, and each of your rote lies are dog-eared and worn, yet you pull them out and caress the creases lovingly before you lay them out again.
It's fascinating on several levels, if also somewhat sickening.