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I was going to save this one for tomorrow, since tomorrow's Wednesday (AKA "hump day"), but then I thought, "Who am I kidding? If I don't post it now, I'd probably forget to post it tomorrow."

I located Batman, in Turkey: And, as you'd expect, they have a cellphone store there called ROBİN MOBİLE.

I should add, it's never that I take it as though people are speaking disapprovingly or slightingly when they call them "dad jokes"; on the contrary, usually, they seem to genuinely laugh, and feel that the jokes are funny (or, at least, they are kindly humoring me). It's just that, since...

One thing that makes TOL sort of a refreshing, rare environment for me nowadays is that, unlike most settings of my day-to-day life around other people, here, I can freely make jokes like that without hearing them referred to by that undeservingly-popular phrase, "dad jokes".

Goes to show that, even without featuring the usual font, a meme can still make an IMPACT.

Interesting. What we have there is a post in which (may I presume?) you are addressing me ("to the extent you confused me with Arthur"), yet which you neither tagged with my handle (@7djengo7), nor used the +Quote or the ←Reply function to post -- which, of course, means that I would not (nay...

I'm really sorry to hear that about your parents, @Arthur Brain! That is horrible! And, I can easily understand if you're not on-line...and, obviously you owe it to no one to be so. I hope you'll be all right, and that you'll feel up to getting back on here some time after what you term "the...

That's not what I was talking about, though. I meant your wordplay, the pun you used.

Usually, when people use the shtick you just resorted to on account of your poverty of wit and creativity, they word it something like "You must be fun at parties!" Did you imagine you could hide your glaring lack of originality by dressing it in clunky, superfluous verbiage? I mean, for...

Good one!

Since @Right Divider was obviously being sarcastic when he said it is obvious that he meant that you really do not raise the content when you're here (which is true). Your asinine reaction to that was to say So, did you mean it doesn't take much to NOT raise the content?🤣 How what works? I...

Sorry, you're too much like just a plain old sock -- not even a sock in puppet-mode -- to respond rationally to it ever...

Clearly @Right Divider didn't think you took his comment as a compliment. Do you really need to ask him that? Really?

That's the best emoji option I could think of for "Yikes!" So, I know it says "Wow!" but think of it as "Yikes!"

Here's a picture of Joe Biden from maybe 10-15 years back: Here's a picture they use at Breitbart, purportedly of Joe Biden: I tell y'all, I just can't see that those could be pictures of one and the same man, even taking the fact of years of aging into account. Such different eyes, noses...

Huh? LOL What (if anything) are you even trying to say? You don't even type, do you? You just ramble into a microphone and let a computer convert your raving into text as well as it can, and then paste the output right onto TOL, right?

Who was? @Avajs was? Like I said, I'm waiting to see a conversation happen between @Avajs and @Arthur Brain. Why can't that happen? And, why wouldn't @Avajs pay @Arthur Brain an actual compliment (and vice-versa)?

Do you mean you're @Avajs? Yes or No?

Good idea! Irony: the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect. OK, so the meaning of your irony is You're right, then: it would take much to raise the content. And, time and time again, even up to now...

Yep. Didn't ask. What "leaps of the imagination"? Your leaps of imagination, such as that subtle details of coincidence in literary habit (such as I documented above) are not at least suspicious, you person who has operated more than one TOL account? False. Not obviously not. Did I say it's...