Only Intellectuals will understand these jokes
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I don't get it
theophilus
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[MENTION=4345]genuineoriginal[/MENTION],
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ok doser
lifeguard at the cement pond
had to google this one
in defense, i was a chemical engineer, not a software engineer
after receiving his dog, he gives the vendor a ten and asks for change
....and the vendor sez...
Spoiler
theophilus
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had to google this one
in defense, i was a chemical engineer, not a software engineer
after receiving his dog, he gives the vendor a ten and asks for change
....and the vendor sez...Spoiler
***GROAN***
genuineoriginal
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I had to google the one with Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky.
Yes they have.
genuineoriginal
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There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
I suppose I'm not an intellectual. Life goes on.......
journey
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Thanks for the laughs. I'll probably have to explain this one:
A police officer was standing on a corner bow-legged. A man finally came up and asked him why he was standing there so bow-legged. The police officer looked down and said, "good grief - someone stole my motorcycle".
A police officer was standing on a corner bow-legged. A man finally came up and asked him why he was standing there so bow-legged. The police officer looked down and said, "good grief - someone stole my motorcycle".
genuineoriginal
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
In my defense the joke does end in "gig" not gigabyte. Perhaps I'm just being a cranky curmudgeon...been arguing with TH too much.
genuineoriginal
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My computer has 16 GB of memory installed, or sixteen "gigs" as it is commonly called.In my defense the joke does end in "gig" not gigabyte. Perhaps I'm just being a cranky curmudgeon...been arguing with TH too much.
Argument is like a great headline, mostly overstated and generally good for circulation.In my defense the joke does end in "gig" not gigabyte. Perhaps I'm just being a cranky curmudgeon...been arguing with TH too much.
genuineoriginal
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(found somewhere on the internet)
A neutron walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and asks the bartender how much he owes.
The bartender replies, “For you? No charge.”
A neutron walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and asks the bartender how much he owes.
The bartender replies, “For you? No charge.”
genuineoriginal
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(found somewhere on the internet)
A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting outside of a bar when two men walk into the house across the road
Ten minutes later, three men walk out.
The physicist looks confused and says "There must an error in the measurements."
The biologist retorts "No, they must have reproduced!"
To which the mathematician says "If one person goes inside, the house will be empty."
A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting outside of a bar when two men walk into the house across the road
Ten minutes later, three men walk out.
The physicist looks confused and says "There must an error in the measurements."
The biologist retorts "No, they must have reproduced!"
To which the mathematician says "If one person goes inside, the house will be empty."
genuineoriginal
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(found somewhere on the internet)
A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.
The photon replies "No I’m traveling light."
A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.
The photon replies "No I’m traveling light."
genuineoriginal
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(found somewhere on the internet)
Two chemists walk into a bar, the first orders H2O, the second says “I’ll have H2O too!”
The second chemist dies.
Two chemists walk into a bar, the first orders H2O, the second says “I’ll have H2O too!”
The second chemist dies.
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