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Derf

Derf

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Not meant to be real, but The Babylon Bee's satirical articles hit home sometimes. Like the following:

Worship Leader Asks Congregation To ‘Sing This Chorus One More Time’ 17 More Times
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His claim that the run-through of the chorus would be the final one turned out to be a complete lie, exasperated churchgoers claimed.
 
George Affleck

George Affleck

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JudgeRightly said:
How the heck did a raccoon delay a flight for 7 hours?
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Top Ten:

1. He created a scene when they wouldn't let him use the rest room unless he was a customer.
2. They couldn't figure out his personal pronoun.
3. His passport picture made him look like all the other racoons.
4. He was wearing a face mask and they locked down the airport.
5. They got him mixed up with Superbowl champ Ray Coon Lewis.
6. His tail got caught in the escalator and he threatened legal action.
7. He had trouble deciding what was carrion.
8. The flight attendant fainted when he asked for an extra pillow.
9. He had weed on him.
10. One word: Cuteness.
 
Derf

Derf

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Dribbling brain fluid


In Nebraska, a woman who suffered from a runny nose for years thought that it was caused by allergies. But she recently found out that the liquid streaming from her nose was, in fact, brain fluid. Doctors tracked the leak to a small hole between her skull and nostrils, and they plugged the gap using her own fatty tissue. [Read more about the nasal nightmare]



I'll just shove some of your fat up your nose to keep your brain from leaking out. Don't worry--it's very routine.
 
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