:think: The ham probably makes his hands slippery.
I think this year he should be presented a Lifetime Achievement Award. Not for a body of work, but more like the cable channel for all the small room drama and bad dialogue.
If only TOL had DVR...
chrysostom’s 2013 annual awards
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If only TOL had DVR...
Eeset would be all over the erase button and we'd end up with whatever she taped over...old Dallas episodes maybe. :idunno:
I wonder what crappy award(s) I'll get next year. :think:
He should consider renaming them The Crappies.
I think he posted this in the wrong thread, so...
lain:
Suspense? Right.
So you're tense before you award what everyone knew you had in mind the day you started prematurely handing them out?
Creepy.
Extra creepy. You're like the Colonel Sanders of creepy.
If you mean mocking...sure.
See: creepy in a bowl with all sorts of stuff mixed in.
lain:
End of thread factsheet for Chrys' Awards threads:
2011:
1080 posts drawing 27,212 views for an average of 25 views per post.
50 posters participated.
Chrys accounted for 236 of the posts.
2012:
1216 posts drawing 28077 views for an average of 23 views per post.
37 posters participated.
Chrys accounted for 285 of the posts.
2013:
1683 posts drawing 20487 views for an average of 12 views per post.
38 posters participated.
Chrys accounted for 361 of the posts.
Looks like you need a new MC...or you might kill your dance number.
2011:
1080 posts drawing 27,212 views for an average of 25 views per post.
50 posters participated.
Chrys accounted for 236 of the posts.
2012:
1216 posts drawing 28077 views for an average of 23 views per post.
37 posters participated.
Chrys accounted for 285 of the posts.
2013:
1683 posts drawing 20487 views for an average of 12 views per post.
38 posters participated.
Chrys accounted for 361 of the posts.
Looks like you need a new MC...or you might kill your dance number.
:devil:
Oh, go on! You know he can dance! :luigi: even pranceeach: anything to avoid taking a stance :rapture:
Oh, go on! You know he can dance! :luigi: even prance
each: anything to avoid taking a stance :rapture:
There we are then another award season done and dusted....jus think one of the newbies from this week might be in the nominations next year.....now that couldn't happen with the nobel peace awards.
Fixed that for you, eventually.
lain:
TH deserves "Sophist of the Year." I mean arguing that pro-life people should vote for a candidate who pledged to protect a "woman's right" to aborton. That's world class sophistry.
Oh, wait...that wasn't TH, was it? :think:
Oh, wait...that wasn't TH, was it? :think:
Sure it can, obama won one, right after he got elected before he ever did anything.
zoo22
Well-known member
Oh there are plenty more Chrysostom semi-annual 2013 awards to come. It's only July. Heck, we're still working on nominations for The Explosion of Irony Award...
The first 2 nominations were:
Jabin, for "Nothing is dumber than an ignorant hateful racist..."
And aCW, for "Obsessed with homosexuality..."
It's going to take a while to sort through the Explosion of Irony Award contenders.
And Now....The Moment You've All Been Waiting For..
the fluff award for 2013
the fluff award for 2013
the fluff award for 2013
and the nominations are:
Totton Linnet
rainee
Breathe
annabenedetti
Dena
zoo22
Arthur Brain
and the winner is
the fluff award for 2013
the fluff award for 2013
and the nominations are:
Totton Linnet
rainee
Breathe
annabenedetti
Dena
zoo22
Arthur Brain
and the winner is
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zoo22
Well-known member
Indeed. Thanks, Chrysostom...
And the Semi-annual Chrysostom 2013 TOL Award for Most Disappearingest Threads goes to...
Eeset!
For (in absentia) her thread ""Here are 4 things I will never do, maybe 5""
Eeset said:
But wait, that's not all... Always going the extra mile, Eeset's put in a staggering follow-up performance that deserves recognition:
Wow! That's really something. It's a good thing that thread was deleted!
Anything you'd like to add Eeset?
next year we may come up with an award for zoo
something with the word 'obsessed'
something with the word 'obsessed'
I nominate zoo.
2 reasons
He seems to be starved for attention
and
He doesn't believe a woman should have the right to change her mind.
How fluffy is that?
:idunno:
there is nothing fluffy about zoo
:devil:
Oh, go on! You know he can dance! :luigi: even prance
are you talking about town?
I nominate him anyway.
There always has to be a loser.
Or there would be no winner.
zoo22
Well-known member
Oh I don't mind anyone changing their mind, in fact, I'm wary of anyone who can't (Chrysostom has already won the 2013 brickest wall award). I change my own mind, sometimes for better, sometimes for worse. lain: Whatever.
I don't like sneaky people. I also don't like people who act high & mighty.
Eeset acted high and mighty, and she sneakily hid her crap. Like a cat on a beach. Eeset would never neg rep or report anyone... Never. Eeset would communicate with people about it! She was so above it that she created a thread about it, making a public declaration! Other people might do that sort of thing, but not Eeset!
Okay, she's high & mighty. So's asCW. So's Nick. Whatever. But soon as Eeset decided she wanted to throw around some neg rep, she went and deleted her high and mightiness. The only reason she's even faced up to changing her mind was she got caught and called out on burying it under the sand. Like a cat on the beach.
That's why she deserves recognition.
lain: Whatever.I don't like sneaky people. I also don't like people who act high & mighty.
Eeset acted high and mighty, and she sneakily hid her crap. Like a cat on a beach. Eeset would never neg rep or report anyone... Never. Eeset would communicate with people about it! She was so above it that she created a thread about it, making a public declaration! Other people might do that sort of thing, but not Eeset!
Okay, she's high & mighty. So's asCW. So's Nick. Whatever. But soon as Eeset decided she wanted to throw around some neg rep, she went and deleted her high and mightiness. The only reason she's even faced up to changing her mind was she got caught and called out on burying it under the sand. Like a cat on the beach.
That's why she deserves recognition.
zoo you have become quite judgmental in your old age. I'm less than shocked. Seek God. That is a healthier quest.