- Birthday
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										May 17, 1968
										
											(Age: 57)
										
									
								
							
							- Location
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									Colorado
								
							
		
			
	
		
	
		
			
			
				
					- Religious Affiliation
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			Christian
		
	
					- Political Spectrum
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			Right Wing Fanatic
		
	
 
	
				
				 
			
			
				
			
			
				
					
					Marge: "Aren't you going to give him the last rites?"
Rev. Lovejoy: "That's Catholic, Marge - you might as well ask me to do a voodoo dance."
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he chambered the next round.
Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Benjamin Franklin