If ya can't take it, get outta Dodge! Just don't sit there and belly-ache?
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If ya can't take it, get outta Dodge! Just don't sit there and belly-ache?
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SaulToPaul 2
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I got banned from a Church of Christ forum in less than a week. Can you believe that, a nice gentleman like me?
You were a bad "dunker"...
Good day to you, sir.
SaulToPaul 2
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And I asked them why you can't play the piano in church.
Doom
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That's just devil talk :angrymob:
SaulToPaul 2
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They said "book, chapter, verse" a lot.
I wonder if that's where saint john w, the great, got it.
You beat everything, ya know that, "Count STP?" I know, I know...You're not superstitious....you are just catious!
SaulToPaul 2
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Yes, my mother was that way too.
Yes-no music....Just the lyrics. What would you do, if they asked you to sing the lyrics to "Acapella?"
Sensitive, or high spirited? Did you get her a septic tank, for Christmas? If you did, you're a fine son.
SaulToPaul 2
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I don't know, I really rely on that hot mike to make me sound like Glenn Cripe.
SaulToPaul 2
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I got her that last year. I'm getting her a bed jacket like Aunt Bea's.
I got it. Like the Esquire Club. You're not talking to a boob, ya know...
SaulToPaul 2
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Have you seen that new mystery picture at the theater yet?
You should shuck that overrated bed jacket, build a "canopy" for her, and buy her a Zebco fishing rod, instead of that equally overrated "Eagle Eye Annie" rod.
WonderfulLordJesus
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It's a more recent phenomenon I've noticed, how the basic gospel is attacked these days. Many are pushing works as meritorious to salvation, like pretend Jews or something, but it's also hard to know who's just a troll on the web. You can really see how apostasy is taking hold of hearts and minds, though, which I believe a sign of the times. It wasn't until just very recent years I'd ever heard the gospel so twisted, from any Christian.
Matthew 13
24 Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is likened unto a man which sowed good seed in his field:
25 But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way.
26 But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also.
27 So the servants of the householder came and said unto him, Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares?
28 He said unto them, An enemy hath done this. The servants said unto him, Wilt thou then that we go and gather them up?
29 But he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them.
30 Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.
2 Timothy 4
1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
AMEN!
You have NO Spiritual discernment that GM can see?