That the language permits the interpretation that Calvinists impute to it means we have seeming doublespeak. That doesn't encourage faith.
Scripture will always fulfill a purpose in whom it is sent and will not return void. It either enlightens or blinds. It either finds softened soil of the heart or hardens it. The evangel is not sent nor empowered for any reason except the glory of Elohim. It is not set for you to accept, deny or for your critique. All I have read of you is utter contempt for the structure and the wording of the revealed will of the Almighty. You criticise the only person that can save you. You seem to have the attitude of entitlement and that in itself excludes you.
You are experimenting and finding fault with that which is holy and no doubt you have and will cause many babes to stumble at your nonsense. Should that be the case you will be needing a mill-stone and a boat.
The Bible is the revealed last will and testament of Elohim. Anyone can read the will but only the heirs can partake of the inheritance and benefits. If you have an inheritance in Fathers will, one of the appointed executors will inform you. You can't add yourself to the Fathers will as it is the privilege of the testator to choose or elect heirs and to do so without any influence whatsoever.
You have encountered many people who have tried to demand or steal a portion of the Father's estate, but they have not been successful. They pretend to have entered into an agreement of sorts, but the tell is, they have no peace and react with hatred at the truth and those that do have an inheritance.
They will try and fool others into thinking that anyone can have a portion and all you need to do is follow them. Abide by their statements, creeds and read the words of dead men. The scripture calls them blind guides.
The fact of the matter is this: "Unless a man is born above he cannot see the kingdom of Elohim". When a man is born above then he will be certain of the experience and never, ever forget where he was when that happened.
The hypocrites call it life changing but its life-giving and unmistakable.