1) Stole Guinevere
2) A-list actors wanna-be him
3) Even as a quadraplegic: "It's merely a flesh wound!"
4) "It's just a li'l white rabbit..."
5) "She turned me into a newt......................I got better...."
6) "Red. I mean BluuuUUUUuuuuueeeee....."
7) Lon <--page/squire
8) Shiny armor
9) "Polite" and "proper" (sneer)
10) King-kiss-up
11) Get's Cameron Diaz
12) Guest seat at the Round Table
13) Better at jousting
14) they only throw
roses at him
15) Cocky smile, impeccable hair, rugged good-looks
What's to like?