Jokes

[Tambora]

A doctor (psychiatrist) shows an ink block to his patient.

DOCTOR: Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.

PATIENT: Sex.​

Doctor show another ink blot.

DOCTOR: Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.

PATIENT: Sex.​

Every ink blot shown to the patient, his answer was 'sex'.

DOCTOR: You seem to be obsessed with sex.

PATIENT: ME??? You're the one showing all the dirty pictures!​

 

[glorydaz]

A doctor (psychiatrist) shows an ink block to his patient.

DOCTOR: Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.

PATIENT: Sex.​

Doctor show another ink blot.

DOCTOR: Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.

PATIENT: Sex.​

Every ink blot shown to the patient, his answer was 'sex'.

DOCTOR: You seem to be obsessed with sex.

PATIENT: ME??? You're the one showing all the dirty pictures!​

An oldie but a goodie. I'd forgotten all about that one. :chuckle:

 

[Tambora]

An oldie but a goodie. I'd forgotten all about that one. :chuckle:

First time I've heard it.
I cracked up!

 

[patrick jane]

First time I've heard it.
I cracked up!

I love jokes but I am lousy at remembering them. I knew a guy in my drinking days that could rattle off joke after joke after joke and I couldn't breath after a while, most of them were too dirty for TOL, plus I don't remember them. It amazed me that he knew those all by memory.

 

[glorydaz]

I love jokes but I am lousy at remembering them. I knew a guy in my drinking days that could rattle off joke after joke after joke and I couldn't breath after a while, most of them were too dirty for TOL, plus I don't remember them. It amazed me that he knew those all by memory.

I'm just like you, but my oldest sister is like your friend. She teases me that I can't remember anything but the punch line (if that).