I've read a lot of bad takes on here from Christians, but "Jesus was just drunk and talking bollocks in the Gospel" has to take the cake.
Jesus loved his wine and meat. I don't think that's bad, actually.
Who said that Jesus talked 'bo--ocks'?
Jesus's first miracle was to make wine..... lots of it!
Anyway......... read it from the bible.:_
Matthew {11:19} The
Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans
and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children.
Mark {2:16} And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples,
How is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners?
Luke {7:33} For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine; and ye say, He hath a devil. {7:34} The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!
John ]{2:6} And there were set there six waterpots of stone, after the manner of the purifying of the Jews, containing two or three firkins apiece. {2:7} Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim. {2:8} And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare [it. ]{2:9} When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew
the governor of the feast called the bridegroom, {2:10} And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: [but] thou hast kept the good wine until now.
.......... you see??
....... so where's my free cake?
Can I just have a buttered scone? ........ luv buttered scones!