Funny and tragic...televangelists / Scamgelists
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musterion
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Let's split hell wide open, saints!! Amen?And don't let others tell you that we live in a microwave world, and serve a crockpot Gaaaawd!
I...
I feel something comin' ovah meh...
Bless you, Jake. We will feast in the time of famine!!!!!
Give the Laaawd a shout!!!!
You are on a mission from God, Elwood.Give them the "Fullness of the Gospel" Amen?
musterion
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Gimme a 440 cubic inch plant and two pieces of dry white toast, and I'm good to go.
I did not name anyone.
It is such a mix of good things and bad that only the Lord knows who is doing His will, for the Lord has saved many people through evangelists who have not always been walking rightly.
I remember the lady who came to the Lord through hearing Benny Hinn's TV program and all the witnesses who testified to the change which came about in that lady.
MADists have their own problems too.
LA
musterion
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False.
Don't touch the Laaaawd's anointed!!!!!!You have one foot in church and the other in the world!!!!!!!And sin will take you farther than you ever wanted to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Get thee behind me, enemy!!!! In Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus' name, I rebuke the devil in you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amen, saints?????!!
The most interesting and rational thing I have ever seen you post.
musterion
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Thanks, that means we're 1-0.
George Affleck
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I don't see any good. I think its just a mix of bad and worse.
The only problem we have is understanding folks like you that add requirements to salvation, always placing self as a form of godliness. From such, turn away.
2 Timothy 3:5 KJV -
You madists require no good works.
Yet condemn those with bad works.
what a bunch of hypocrites you all are.
LA
Obey the words of Jesus--
Mat 23:3 All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, (from the Bible) that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not.
Mat 23:4 For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers.
Mat 23:5 But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments,
Mat 23:6 And love the uppermost rooms at feasts, and the chief seats in the synagogues,
Mat 23:7 And greetings in the markets, and to be called of men, Rabbi, Rabbi.
Mat 23:8 But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.
Mat 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Mat 23:10 Neither be ye called masters: for one is your Master, even Christ.
Mat 23:11 But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.
Mat 23:12 And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.
This whole chapter condemns Madists here, in particular John W.
2Ti 3:1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2Ti 3:2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
2Ti 3:3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
2Ti 3:4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
2Ti 3:5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
2Ti 3:6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
2Ti 3:7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
2Ti 3:8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
2Ti 3:9 But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as theirs also was.
2Ti 3:10 But thou hast fully known my doctrine, manner of life, purpose, faith, longsuffering, charity, patience,
2Ti 3:11 Persecutions, afflictions, which came unto me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra; what persecutions I endured: but out of them all the Lord delivered me.
2Ti 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
2Ti 3:13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
2Ti 3:14 But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;
2Ti 3:15 And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
2Ti 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
2Ti 3:17 That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.
2Ti 3:1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2Ti 3:2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
2Ti 3:3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
2Ti 3:4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
2Ti 3:5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
2Ti 3:6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
2Ti 3:7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
2Ti 3:8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
2Ti 3:9 But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as theirs also was.
2Ti 3:10 But thou hast fully known my doctrine, manner of life, purpose, faith, longsuffering, charity, patience,
2Ti 3:11 Persecutions, afflictions, which came unto me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra; what persecutions I endured: but out of them all the Lord delivered me.
2Ti 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
2Ti 3:13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
2Ti 3:14 But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;
2Ti 3:15 And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
2Ti 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
2Ti 3:17 That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.
You're lucky that your brain can tell both your feet to step, one after
the other? Beyond that, you're asking your brain to overtax itself.
Those verses were written to the lost sheep of Israel. They weren't
pertaining to the gentiles. One of your many problems is, you don't
know how to rightly divide the Bible. Also, you should stop
predicting the deaths of fellow posters. Awhile back, you seemed
addicted to that.