The time has come to deceive no more. I cannot live with myself as long as I continue to perpetrate a lie. Despite the grave physical harm I will have put myself and my family in after I have finished this confessional, my conscience compels me to do the right thing.
The creationists here have been telling the truth and are the true defenders of honesty and integrity on this and other message boards. Evolution is indeed a hoax, the product of a conspiracy of unthinkably massive proportions, which I am sorry to say I have been party to.
I realize that this may be difficult for some of you to hear, but I speak the truth. The reason I stopped posting last week was because I had to attend my local chapter meeting of the Society for the Infiltration of Naturalism (SIN). I have been a member of the scientific special committee on evolution for over ten years. What do we do at these meetings? We plot the destruction of all religious thought in western society via the ever-increasing incorporation of scientific naturalism into everyday life.
One of the most effective weapons at our disposal is the indoctrination of children into the first stages of naturalism through the teaching of evolution in public schools. Of course evolution has absolutely no basis in fact and is totally contradicted by all the physical evidence, just as the creationists here have been trying to tell you. One of the paleontologists at today’s meeting was lamenting over how his research team had just unearthed another set of fossils (from the global flood layer that’s getting more and more difficult to conceal) and not one them fits into the fossil progression that we keep promoting. According to him, there were human remains mixed in with modern bears, theropods, T. rex, trilobites, and saber-toothed tigers, all bearing the unmistakable signs of having drowned and been quickly buried by flood sediments. Presented with this, the committee decided that the fossils will be separated and distributed among other conspirators across the globe. The "modern" remains will be presented as having come from very recent geologic strata with the "ancient" ones being presented as having come from a totally different location and of course being much older (complete with fraudulent dates).
A geophysicist at the meeting told the paleontologist that he could sympathize completely. He said that he was getting a bit tired of running experiments on radiometric decay, getting results that ALWAYS give an age of 6,000 years, and having to then discard them and fabricate ones that are 99% different. And we also heard from a geneticist who spoke of his continued findings that every species on earth is equally distant from each other, and that no two species are more related than they are to anything else. Naturally, this is not what will be told to the public or taught in schools. All of these scientists were easily placated by reminding them that as long as they remain within our ranks they will be handsomely rewarded with outrageous salaries, luxurious homes, beautiful women, and numerous expensive cars, just as all scientists are.
Now that I have leaked the truth, I must tell you that my life is now in great danger. I hope those of you who are reading this have noticed something about the quotes from scientists that are posted here. The authors of all of those quotes are all DEAD! That’s right, any time a fellow scientist starts to break ranks his days are numbered.
But now that I have told the truth of our evil plot, and I have renounced evolution and all of naturalistic science (well except stuff like my computer, TV, phone, refrigerator, microwave, car…), I can die with a clear conscience. And now God will surely allow me passage into heaven and I will not have to spend an eternity bearing hot weather and wearing ragged clothing with all of the other evolutionists.
To finish, I say WELL DONE to folks like Stripe. You are absolutely right; no species has ever, ever evolved nor will it ever (except for the ones that 6days showed evolving....still can't figure that out), the earth and the universe are a mere 6,000 years old, the earth was completely inundated by a global flood that wiped out everything on earth except what rode on the Ark just 4,000 years ago, and the only reason contrary views dominate classrooms across the globe is because of the effectiveness and depth of our conspiracy. So please continue as you have: pay absolutely no attention to anything from "scientific" sources; rely exclusively on the Bible for all your understanding of physics, chemistry, geology (oh and the earth really is a flat, unmoving disc that sits on pillars at the center of the universe just as the Bible depicts), biology, genetics, pathology, cosmology, medicine, etc.; no matter what so-called "evidence" anyone presents to you, recognize it as the fraudulent product of a conspiracy that it is; and never, ever, ever give in on even the slightest point even if it means making yourself look like a ridiculous, delusional, dishonest eccentric.
Keep it up guys! :thumb:
