Computers, male or female?

Jefferson

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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:


1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one,you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
 

Spitfire

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English is the only language I know of where nouns are not masculine or feminine (or neuter.) English used to have all three, English used to have accusative and dative case too, but you English-speaking types got lazy and started cutting corners and it all became a matter of the almighty SYNTAX! (The effect this has had on the way computers work is noticeable, too.)

Computers are male in German. :p
 

BillyBob

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Sometimes I smack my computer when it doesn't do what I tell it to, so I guess it's a female.

:devil:
 

The Berean

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English is the only language I know of where nouns are not masculine or feminine (or neuter.) English used to have all three, English used to have accusative and dative case too, but you English-speaking types got lazy and started cutting corners and it all became a matter of the almighty SYNTAX! (The effect this has had on the way computers work is noticeable, too.)

Computers are male in German. :p

So the problem is that we are all "English types"?
 

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I think you're all missing the point here :sozo2: which is that Jefferson's post was funny.

:thumb:

I'd hate to see what you people would have done to a knock-knock joke. :noid:
 

Poly

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No but the facial expression of the 4yr old telling it are :crackup:

Especially when they don't realize yet what a joke really is and think any ol' thing is funny like....

"Knock knock"

Who's there?

"Um....oatmeal!"

Oatmeal who?

"Um...there's some oatmeal is in my bowl and...and...um...when I eat it, it'll be [big punchline finish]in my tummy!![/big punchline finish]"


:eek:
 

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What do you call a scared dinosaur?



A nervous Rex.

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