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Epoisses

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ok lets try it again. What is a uber-legalist ? I really want to know.

They have an app out so can order the closest legalist to your location and then they will come and teach you how to be lost and reject the finished work of Christ. There is also an uber-evangelist service that is in competition with them. Just for fun once I oderded an uber-legalist and an uber-evangelist at the same time and when they saw each other the uber-evangelist body slammed the uber-legalist into the dumpster out back. It was awesome and I gave him $100 dollar tip!
 

Squeaky

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They have an app out so can order the closest legalist to your location and then they will come and teach you how to be lost and reject the finished work of Christ. There is also an uber-evangelist service that is in competition with them. Just for fun once I oderded an uber-legalist and an uber-evangelist at the same time and when they saw each other the uber-evangelist body slammed the uber-legalist into the dumpster out back. It was awesome and I gave him $100 dollar tip!

I said
lololo That is weird. You do know that Jesus was a legalist don't you.


John 14:21
21 "He who has My commandments and keeps them, it is he who loves Me. And he who loves Me will be loved by My Father, and I will love him and manifest Myself to him."
(NKJ)

John 15:10
10 "If you keep My commandments, you will abide in My love, just as I have kept My Father's commandments and abide in His love.
(NKJ)
 

Tnkrbl123!

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They have an app out so can order the closest legalist to your location and then they will come and teach you how to be lost and reject the finished work of Christ. There is also an uber-evangelist service that is in competition with them. Just for fun once I oderded an uber-legalist and an uber-evangelist at the same time and when they saw each other the uber-evangelist body slammed the uber-legalist into the dumpster out back. It was awesome and I gave him $100 dollar tip!

I'm not sure why you quoted me as asking you what an uber-legalist when it was Squeaky.
I don't ask silly questions like that.
But I like your sense of humor lol
 

Tnkrbl123!

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lololo That is weird. You do know that Jesus was a legalist don't you.


John 14:21
21 "He who has My commandments and keeps them, it is he who loves Me. And he who loves Me will be loved by My Father, and I will love him and manifest Myself to him."
(NKJ)

John 15:10
10 "If you keep My commandments, you will abide in My love, just as I have kept My Father's commandments and abide in His love.
(NKJ)

I hope you realize that He/she is only making a joke .... it is a funny reply.... humor is a good tool to defuse over-serious conversations :)
 

Epoisses

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lololo That is weird. You do know that Jesus was a legalist don't you.


John 14:21
21 "He who has My commandments and keeps them, it is he who loves Me. And he who loves Me will be loved by My Father, and I will love him and manifest Myself to him."
(NKJ)

John 15:10
10 "If you keep My commandments, you will abide in My love, just as I have kept My Father's commandments and abide in His love.
(NKJ)

Jesus the law giver himself understood that law-keeping is the best way for sinners to realize that they are really sinners! The purpose of the law is to reveal sin - this is it's only function. It was never given as a checklist of rules where we check all the boxes and that somehow makes us righteous. Jesus wants to write the law in our hearts and do away with all the worthless law keeping so he chose Paul and put the fire of God's love inside him.
 

Squeaky

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Jesus said the new commandment is to love not keep the law. Not that hard to figure out unless you don't want to see it.

I said
Oh It can be hard for some. When they find out what love is. It isn't a feeling.

John 14:15
15 "If you love Me, keep My commandments.
(NKJ)

John 14:21
21 "He who has My commandments and keeps them, it is he who loves Me. And he who loves Me will be loved by My Father, and I will love him and manifest Myself to him."
(NKJ)
 

Tnkrbl123!

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Well I know scripture and I know the Holy Spirit. And uber-legalist isn't in the bible so the Holy Spirit cant teach me what it is. And I am still wondering.

Well it's a JOKE. So try not to take everything in life so serious. We are not given life to be miserable we are given life to please, honor and bring glory to God while ENJOYING ourselves, having fun, laughing and being merry.
ecclesiastes 3:12, "I know that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to do good while they live"
Proverbs 15:13, "A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit."
Proverbs 17:22, "A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones."
Romans 12:15, "hen others are happy, be happy with them. If they are sad, share their sorrow."
Ecclesiastes 9:7-10, "Seize life! Eat bread with gusto,
Drink wine with a robust heart.
Oh yes—God takes pleasure in your pleasure!
Dress festively every morning.
Don’t skimp on colors and scarves.
Relish life with the spouse you love
Each and every day of your precarious life.
Each day is God’s gift. It’s all you get in exchange
For the hard work of staying alive.
Make the most of each one!
Whatever turns up, grab it and do it. And heartily!"

Just laugh once a while and don't take everything so seriously and you will feel joy and pleasure in living!
 

Epoisses

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So go keep the commandments then! Quit being luke-warm and follow your conscience. If the law is right convert to some Jewish or Messianic group and go for it.
 

Tnkrbl123!

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Well I know scripture and I know the Holy Spirit. And uber-legalist isn't in the bible so the Holy Spirit cant teach me what it is. And I am still wondering.

also there are lots of things that are not in the Bible that we ought to know about. for example the Bible never ever mentions "Abortion" but we expected to know it is not acceptable. The Bible never mentions the word "Porn" but we know it is not acceptable. and too many other examples to name. Just because the word or topic is not adressed specifically in scripture doesn't mean we can't or shouldn't know about it. Just because those words aren't mentioned in scripture doesn't mean the Holy SPIRIT doesn't tell us and teach us about them not being good in the eyes of the Lord
 

Tnkrbl123!

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Jesus said the new commandment is to love not keep the law. Not that hard to figure out unless you don't want to see it.

Just letting you know that the thousands of times I have heard you call people "idiots" is not DOING love. it's not ACTING love...just hope you know
Matthew 5:22
"But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother will be liable to judgment; whoever insults his brother will be liable to the council; and whoever says, ‘You fool!’ will be liable to the hell of fire."
 

Epoisses

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Just letting you know that the thousands of times I have heard you call people "idiots" is not DOING love. it's not ACTING love...just hope you know
Matthew 5:22
"But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother will be liable to judgment; whoever insults his brother will be liable to the council; and whoever says, ‘You fool!’ will be liable to the hell of fire."

You're such an idiot!
 

Squeaky

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Well it's a JOKE. So try not to take everything in life so serious. We are not given life to be miserable we are given life to please, honor and bring glory to God while ENJOYING ourselves, having fun, laughing and being merry.
ecclesiastes 3:12, "I know that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to do good while they live"
Proverbs 15:13, "A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit."
Proverbs 17:22, "A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones."
Romans 12:15, "hen others are happy, be happy with them. If they are sad, share their sorrow."
Ecclesiastes 9:7-10, "Seize life! Eat bread with gusto,
Drink wine with a robust heart.
Oh yes—God takes pleasure in your pleasure!
Dress festively every morning.
Don’t skimp on colors and scarves.
Relish life with the spouse you love
Each and every day of your precarious life.
Each day is God’s gift. It’s all you get in exchange
For the hard work of staying alive.
Make the most of each one!
Whatever turns up, grab it and do it. And heartily!"

Just laugh once a while and don't take everything so seriously and you will feel joy and pleasure in living!

I said
lololol I don't take life serious, and I laugh all the time. And I have fun every time the Holy Spirit answers a question for me with a verse. But I do take my salvation very serious.
 

Squeaky

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So go keep the commandments then! Quit being luke-warm and follow your conscience. If the law is right convert to some Jewish or Messianic group and go for it.

I said
lolol Your missing the point. The new testament is the law of Christ. And the commandments of Jesus are for the new testament law.
 

Squeaky

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also there are lots of things that are not in the Bible that we ought to know about. for example the Bible never ever mentions "Abortion" but we expected to know it is not acceptable. The Bible never mentions the word "Porn" but we know it is not acceptable. and too many other examples to name. Just because the word or topic is not adressed specifically in scripture doesn't mean we can't or shouldn't know about it. Just because those words aren't mentioned in scripture doesn't mean the Holy SPIRIT doesn't tell us and teach us about them not being good in the eyes of the Lord

I said
lol It mentions both. Do not kill and If anyone looks at a woman to lust he has sinned.
 
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