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    Liberals to stop using toilet paper

    This is the show from Friday February 27th, 2009.

    SUMMARY:

    * And Bob Says He's Not a Prophet: Bob Enyart and Doug McBurney laugh about the predicted development among dirt-worshipping liberals: they don't want to use toilet paper. Years ago Bob suggested spreading the word that liberals don't use toilet paper in order to save the planet. This would produce two desired effects: others would not want to be around them; and others would not want to be them.

    * Dr. James Dobson Resigns as Chairman: a couple years after stepping down as president of Focus on the Family, Dr. Dobson has now resigned as chairman of the board. However he will remain actively involved including hosting the daily Focus radio show and writing his monthly newsletter. A board member there suggested little change would result. American RTL hopes, however, that Focus on the Family will change in some ways, including by breaking their silence and at the least give some encouragement to the heroic pro-life congressmen and activists in eight states currently pursuing the protection of personhood for unborn children.

    Post-show Note: Iowa talk radio powerhouse Steve Deace interviewed Ann Coulter and asked her the forbidden questions about Romney! Listen to his interview and see (Feb. 24 & 26) that he also links to Bob Enyart's interview of Ann Coulter!

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  • #2
    Originally posted by Jefferson View Post
    * Dr. James Dobson Resigns as Chairman: a couple years after stepping down as president of Focus on the Family.
    That is a pitiful man. The things he has encouraged parents do to their homosexual children are pretty horrendous. And he created the idea of the "homosexual agenda" that gay bashers have used as their battle cry since the 80s.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jefferson View Post
      Liberals to stop using toilet paper


      Well, at least they'll be easier to spot at a distance. That cloud of flies and all....

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      • #4
        13:30

        "At the top, Taiwan, Republic of China."
        Where is the evidence for a global flood?
        E≈mc2
        "the best maths don't need no stinkin' numbers"

        "The waters under the 'expanse' were under the crust."
        -Bob B.

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        • #5
          Well this settles it ... based on the brilliant predictions of Dobson, I am a Conservative.
          A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man
          we can trust with nuclear weapons.

          Bill Clinton






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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rusha View Post
            Well this settles it ... based on the brilliant predictions of Dobson, I am a Conservative.
            We'll miss ya.

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            • #7
              I think toilet paper is bad when used alone without a bidet. Look, we think we are so very clean, we take good care of our teeth, but not were the germs are most. Would you cange the oil on your car and not wash after wiping, no! Why do we think toilet paper makes us clean? What is the problem here with buying a bidet?
              So, what?

              believe it!

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              • #8
                Most people in the world just use their hand and a bowl of water.

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                • #9
                  a bidet?
                  If you have material wealth, but do not give to those in need, then the love of God is not in you. Whatever you have done for the least of these you have done for HIM. To give to the poor is to lend to the LORD.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ktoyou View Post
                    I think toilet paper is bad when used alone without a bidet. Look, we think we are so very clean, we take good care of our teeth, but not were the germs are most. Would you cange the oil on your car and not wash after wiping, no! Why do we think toilet paper makes us clean? What is the problem here with buying a bidet?
                    It's a whole nother peice of furniture.
                    I don't think I've ever seen one.
                    Everyman is a voice in the dark.

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                    • #11
                      Looks like a toilet w/o a drain. Sprays jets of water on your privates from underneath.




                      Imagine sitting on a whale's blowhole.




                      Here's a good pic.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by csuguy View Post
                        a bidet?
                        yes, let me inform you

                        http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatal...15&nitem=cat15

                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
                        So, what?

                        believe it!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by fool View Post
                          It's a whole nother peice of furniture.
                          I don't think I've ever seen one.
                          I have two; one in master bathroom and one is the lower level sauna whirlpool bath

                          Then one at another house that makes 3!

                          Look at above link
                          So, what?

                          believe it!

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                          • #14
                            you might want to avoid buying the ones from Japan.



                            TOKYO: Japanese toilet makers issued a warning to electric bidet users on Wednesday, saying at least 105 units have caught fire or sent up smoke in Japan since 1984.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by koban View Post
                              you might want to avoid buying the ones from Japan.
                              Koban, you are such a goof, but you can be funny
                              So, what?

                              believe it!

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