Tsunami Asteroid

[OCTOBER23]

THEY WILL MOURN WHEN NIBIRU COMES BY TO CAUSE A POLE SHIFT IN 2024

AND MILLIONS ARE DROWNED WHEN THE OCEANS ROAR ACROSS THE LAND.

Think about that...

[Grosnick Marowbe]

THEY WILL MOURN WHEN NIBIRU COMES BY TO CAUSE A POLE SHIFT IN 2024

AND MILLIONS ARE DROWNED WHEN THE OCEANS ROAR ACROSS THE LAND.

Think about that...

Think about this: You're NUTS!!

[Grosnick Marowbe]

The ironic thing about you, O23, is that when the mods have a purge of old posts, no one will remember or check out your pathetic cries for attention. No one will keep a record of what you have predicted to see whether it came true or not. No one will bother to 'wait and see' because they have better things to do. The kingdom of God is moving on as it must and those in it cannot afford to wait around for you.
You would do better getting on your knees and praying to the saviour for comfort and growth in the spirit. Helping your neghbour with their washing up is more of a witness for the kingdom of God than making false predictions of the future.

Yep

[Grosnick Marowbe]

O23, GM predicts that you will be swallowed up by a gigantic Maelstrom
while trying to put gas in your car, in 2087.

[Grosnick Marowbe]

GM also predicts that you will trip over a raisin and bruise your earlobe
sometime next year. Probably in the Spring?

[OCTOBER23]

EBWORAM KCINSORG

YOU BETTER GET CRACKIN AND GET READY BEFORE THE KRAKEN GETS YOU

The Kraken Wakes

Lord Alfred Tennyson, 1809 - 1892

Below the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

[Grosnick Marowbe]

GM predicts you will open a can of peaches and find an ancient Mummies thumbnail. Sometime in 2018. It'll
be a rainee day and you'll be watching "Green Acres" reruns. Beware!!

[Grosnick Marowbe]

GM predicts an Orangutan will escape a Zoo, will knock at your door and you
will adopt him legally as your Son. Somewhere around 2019? Not sure what time
of the year? He will eventually run for President and win the vote by only two votes.

[Grosnick Marowbe]

GM predicts you will be visited by "Aliens" in 2098. Half of them are "Grey's" the
others are, "Reptilians."

[Grosnick Marowbe]

GM predicts, you will slip on a sheet of paper and fall, face first, into a
freshly baked Onion Bread. That will occur in the Summer of 2019. You
will be interviewed by a local news station and receive donations from
all over the world.

[Grosnick Marowbe]

GM predicts, you will be the first man to set foot on the Sun. You won't be burned
up by the heat because, you'll be travelling at night when the Sun goes down!

[Grosnick Marowbe]

GM will give you future updates as he makes them up!

[Sherman]

O23:
Christianity is not about the next prediction. You are far out here. You are caught up in a time warp of 1970s cold-war, hippy-inspired preoccupation with end time prophesies of doom and gloom. Most of the hippies grew up and became stockbrokers, bankers, businessmen and politicians.

Hal Lindsey became irrelevant when the 1980s did not produce the apocalyptic changes he predicted and when the so-called rapture did not happen by the year 2000. Rather the opposite: the world has become more stable and all the Christians are still here. And Israel was not the mere plaything of Christian fanatics but a real modern nation with real people and not more special than any other people. Your focus on them is unhealthy and is actually racist and highly condescending.

Stop listening to this stuff and get round your disabled neighbour's house to help with the washing up or walk the dog. This is what God requires of you as a disciple and this is what God's kingdom looks like.

POTD

[Grosnick Marowbe]

I'm very sorry O23 but, you lost your mind a long time ago and its best if you were
to spend your last remaining years looking for it? Let me know if you need any
help with this problem of yours?

[Caino]

Oh, maybe THEN the prediction of Tyre's total coverage of water will FINALLY come true!