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  • The fly that killed the Knight.

    Could a tiny fly kill a "big tough" Knight?

    Yesterday, I was trying to swat a fly in my window. The fly escaped and landed on the back of my couch. I bent over to swat the fly and when I swung my sword . . . errrr . . . fly swatter, I threw out my back.

    OOOUUUCCCHHHHH!!!

    I have never felt so much pain in all my life. I have thrown out my back in the past but never like this. I can hardly move! Today my dad brought me a heating pad and some muscle relaxants (isn't he sweet!). I am not going to take anymore of those pills they make me feel really strange.

    So, if I post anything really strange or stupid today, now you will know why.
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  • #2
    Giving hope to the little guy?

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    • #3
      Seriously though, that bites. I just got over a back thing recently myself. No fun. Here's to walking again...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Knight
        So, if I post anything really strange or stupid today, now you will know why.
        And we would be able to tell the difference from the rest of the time ... how?

        Seriously, I'm with Cal: get better soon!

        Justin
        Justin

        “My lance is tipped o’ the hammered flame,
        My shield is beat o’ the moonlight cold;
        And I won my spurs in the Middle World,
        A thousand fathom beneath the mould."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Justin (Wiccan)
          And we would be able to tell the difference from the rest of the time ... how?
          I knew that was coming.
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          • #6
            When you throw your back out, you're pretty much worthless. Sorry

            Stupid fly!



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            For all His ways are justice,
            A God of truth and without injustice;
            Righteous and upright is He. - Deu 32:4

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Emo
              When you throw your back out, you're pretty much worthless.
              You mean more than normal?
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              • #8
                Have you considered going to a chiropractor?
                BRXI: Should Christians support the Death Penalty?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Knight
                  I knew that was coming.
                  Didn't want to let you down, knight!

                  J
                  Justin

                  “My lance is tipped o’ the hammered flame,
                  My shield is beat o’ the moonlight cold;
                  And I won my spurs in the Middle World,
                  A thousand fathom beneath the mould."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Knight
                    You mean more than normal?
                    That depends, what does your wife think?


                    Here is what my wife would have said about the stupid fly scenario............

                    "Honey, I told you to stop chasing that fly all over the place, you should have just waited for it to land on a window again".

                    I would then reply........

                    "Yeah, thanks, I know.
                    He is the Rock, His work is perfect;
                    For all His ways are justice,
                    A God of truth and without injustice;
                    Righteous and upright is He. - Deu 32:4

                    'It is foolish to admire the design and ignore the designer'

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Knight
                      Could a tiny fly kill a "big tough" Knight?

                      Yesterday, I was trying to swat a fly in my window. The fly escaped and landed on the back of my couch. I bent over to swat the fly and when I swung my sword . . . errrr . . . fly swatter, I threw out my back.

                      OOOUUUCCCHHHHH!!!

                      I have never felt so much pain in all my life. I have thrown out my back in the past but never like this. I can hardly move! Today my dad brought me a heating pad and some muscle relaxants (isn't he sweet!). I am not going to take anymore of those pills they make me feel really strange.

                      So, if I post anything really strange or stupid today, now you will know why.
                      Awwwww.....Knight.....
                      Get better! Sorry you threw your back out!


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Turbo
                        Have you considered going to a chiropractor?
                        No. Chiropractor's are demon possessed.



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                        • #13
                          So, you threw your back out, huh? Why not just go out and get it then? I'm sure it's still wherever you threw it.
                          says:

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                          • #14
                            Poor Knight! I'm sorry for you!

                            Btw, what do your kids think of this?
                            "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
                            -J. R. R. Tolkien

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ShadowMaid
                              Poor Knight! I'm sorry for you!

                              Btw, what do your kids think of this?
                              take a guess.
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