The fly that killed the Knight.

[Mateo]

Could a tiny fly kill a "big tough" Knight?

Yesterday, I was trying to swat a fly in my window. The fly escaped and landed on the back of my couch. I bent over to swat the fly and when I swung my sword . . . errrr . . . fly swatter, I threw out my back.

OOOUUUCCCHHHHH!!!

I have never felt so much pain in all my life. I have thrown out my back in the past but never like this. I can hardly move! Today my dad brought me a heating pad and some muscle relaxants (isn't he sweet!). I am not going to take anymore of those pills they make me feel really strange.

So, if I post anything really strange or stupid today, now you will know why. :freak:

Serves ya right, ya dirty fly killer!

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Get well soon...

 

[Crow]

Alcohol works well for such things.

I'm not kidding. After I had surgery on my ankle and didn't walk for over a year, I could barely put any weight on my foot. I went to PT and it only got worse. I took pain pills, and they really didn't help.

One day, I drank a sixpack of Rolling Rock. I was dancing around like to the Stones by the end of the evening. And apparantly that one session was enough to stretch out the ligaments that were causing the pain. From then on, I didn't have nearly as much pain.

 

[Elaine]

Ouch..get better soon!

 

[Ninjashadow]

Alcohol works well for such things.

I'm not kidding. After I had surgery on my ankle and didn't walk for over a year, I could barely put any weight on my foot. I went to PT and it only got worse. I took pain pills, and they really didn't help.

One day, I drank a sixpack of Rolling Rock. I was dancing around like to the Stones by the end of the evening. And apparantly that one session was enough to stretch out the ligaments that were causing the pain. From then on, I didn't have nearly as much pain.

I think Rolling Rock just found a new Spokeswoman.

 

[Mr. Coffee]

Knight,

Alcohol works well for such things.

One day, I drank a sixpack of Rolling Rock. I was dancing around like to the Stones by the end of the evening.

You can listen to some Gladys Knight in front of your avatar! :darwinsm:

 

[Lighthouse]

Sorry to hear that.

 

[Redfin]

I am not going to take anymore of those pills they make me feel really strange.

So, if I post anything really strange or stupid today, now you will know why. :freak:

Hmmm... Knight on pills... sudden admin and mod promotions.... hmmmm.... :think:

Get well soon!

 

[Mr. 5020]

Hmmm... Knight on pills... sudden admin and mod promotions.... hmmmm.... :think:

Oh, it's all so clear now.

I'll be praying for a quick recovery, Knight.

 

[Yorzhik]

I once had neck pain that kept getting worse to a point that one day I woke up and I just couldn't move my head. The doctor gave me pain pills (8 years and this is all he can come up with?).

But the chiropracter did his spine cracking thing on my neck and everything got much better fast. Oh, and he also did a dancing/beads/incantaions thing... maybe that's what did it :think:

 

[The Edge]

Could a tiny fly kill a "big tough" Knight?

Yesterday, I was trying to swat a fly in my window. The fly escaped and landed on the back of my couch. I bent over to swat the fly and when I swung my sword . . . errrr . . . fly swatter, I threw out my back.

OOOUUUCCCHHHHH!!!

I have never felt so much pain in all my life. I have thrown out my back in the past but never like this. I can hardly move! Today my dad brought me a heating pad and some muscle relaxants (isn't he sweet!). I am not going to take anymore of those pills they make me feel really strange.

So, if I post anything really strange or stupid today, now you will know why. :freak:

That's interesting. Yesterday I threw my back out by sneezing! What the heck!??? It's not as bad as Knight but it's still very uncomfortable and annoying, and certain movement hurts a lot, like lifting something in front of me. This better not last long. Any suggestions for relief?

 

[Turbo]

That's interesting. Yesterday I threw my back out by sneezing! What the heck!??? It's not as bad as Knight but it's still very uncomfortable and annoying, and certain movement hurts a lot, like lifting something in front of me.

Or like holding a 225 lb. barbell over your head? No wonder your back hurts!

This better not last long. Any suggestions for relief?

A visit to a chiropractor. A few good crunches and everything will be back where it's supposed to be. :cloud9:

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Hmmm... Knight on pills... sudden admin and mod promotions.... hmmmm.... :think: !

:darwinsm:

 

[Poly]

Yeah, I'm prepared for you to tell me that you were out of your mind when you decided to "admin" me.

I should have known something was up when you told me the flying donkey instructed you to do it. :noid:

 

[Nineveh]

:chuckle:

 

[Turbo]

I should have known something was up when you told me the flying donkey instructed you to do it. :noid:

What did you call me?? :sozo2:

 

[Poly]

What did you call me?? :sozo2:

Ok, now that's got to be one of the funniest posts ever.

:darwinsm:

The tears are rolling!

 

[Turbo]

:d

 

[SOTK]

Could a tiny fly kill a "big tough" Knight?

Yesterday, I was trying to swat a fly in my window. The fly escaped and landed on the back of my couch. I bent over to swat the fly and when I swung my sword . . . errrr . . . fly swatter, I threw out my back.

OOOUUUCCCHHHHH!!!

I have never felt so much pain in all my life. I have thrown out my back in the past but never like this. I can hardly move! Today my dad brought me a heating pad and some muscle relaxants (isn't he sweet!). I am not going to take anymore of those pills they make me feel really strange.

So, if I post anything really strange or stupid today, now you will know why. :freak:

I have a weak lower back and often throw it out. I feel your pain.

 

[firechyld]

No. Chiropractor's are demon possessed.

My last experience with back injury had me vowing off the chiropractor and all but declaring my undying love for my physiotherapist. I have a rather specific complaint, but throwing your back out is horrible in anyone's book. Hope it sorts itself out soon.

 

[Lovejoy]

My last experience with back injury had me vowing off the chiropractor and all but declaring my undying love for my physiotherapist. I have a rather specific complaint, but throwing your back out is horrible in anyone's book. Hope it sorts itself out soon.

Around here, they are "physical therapists," and that is the field I worked in before my current work.