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Kett's SPOTD 12-21-2012--Vegas bats a grand slam

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  • Kett's SPOTD 12-21-2012--Vegas bats a grand slam



    Bigbang123 is on the pitcher's mound. It hasn't been a good night for him or his team. Batters have been getting on base all night. Vegas has been hitting long balls with each at bat. He steps up again. Crack! It is outa here!

    Originally posted by vegascowboy
    That's it, IK! Let's outlaw:

    1. knives
    2. baseball bats
    3. large rocks
    4. cars
    5. sling shots
    6. sticks (and therefore trees)
    7. fists
    8. legs and feet
    9. airplanes
    10. glass shards
    11. fire
    12. crowbars
    13. Samurai swords
    14. ALL swords
    15. brass knuckles
    16. cats (there are some mean cats!)

    Whatelse?

    Let's replace all objects capable of being used in a destructive manner with...CAREBEARS!

    Thing of what a soft and safe world that will be like.

    The ball sails over the center field seats and on out of the park. The ball crashes through the window of a pickup, setting off its alarm.


    Again my SPOTD threads have rules.
    Congrats only--no bashing the awardee
    No Whining.
    If I see any rule violations I will close this thread or have a mod remove the offending posts or tags.
    Last edited by Sherman; December 21st, 2012, 05:41 PM.

    June is Gay Pride Month.Tolerance and diversity? ☞ More like tolerate perversity.☠

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    Congrats again, Cowboy!

    We don't tell our children fairy tales so that they will know that monsters exist.
    They already know monsters exist.
    We tell our children fairy tales so that they will know that monsters can be killed.

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      There fixed it. The quote tags were messed up.

      June is Gay Pride Month.Tolerance and diversity? ☞ More like tolerate perversity.☠

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      • #4
        Good Job Cowboy, great post!
        The winner of the 2011 Truthsmacker of the Year Award

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          I just now saw this. Thanks, IK!
          The Author of all watches over me, and I have a fine horse.


          Abortion is murder. Period.

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          • #6
            Excellent post!
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            • #7
              What if I soak my Carebear in water and stick it in the freezer overnight and start whacking people on the head with it?

              Huh? What about that?

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                Originally posted by resurrected View Post
                What if I soak my Carebear in water and stick it in the freezer overnight and start whacking people on the head with it?

                Huh? What about that?
                You might get shot!

                We don't tell our children fairy tales so that they will know that monsters exist.
                They already know monsters exist.
                We tell our children fairy tales so that they will know that monsters can be killed.

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