toldailytopic: What methods/tools/weapons do you use for home defense?

[Alexandros]

Americans are paranoid. Just saying.

 

[GuySmiley]

I have dogs that yap at strangers, and they are pretty finicky too. Nothing less than fillet mignon will stop them. I have sports equipment and steak knives . . . hmmm. Just yesterday I bought a recurve bow but thats not too practical.

 

[GuySmiley]

Americans are paranoid. Just saying.

I play an online game with a Canadian (maybe you know him lol) and it fascinates me greatly how fascinated he thinks Americans are with guns :chuckle:

 

[Town Heretic]

Americans are paranoid. Just saying.

I was until I bought the ax. lain:

 

[Cruciform]

What methods/tools/weapons do you use for home defense?

When my kids were born, I got rid of my shotgun. Now I resort to harsh language and the skillful use of various kitchen implements.



Gaudium de veritate,

Cruciform
+T+

 

[TomO]

I play an online game with a Canadian (maybe you know him lol) and it fascinates me greatly how fascinated he thinks Americans are with guns :chuckle:

Don't you know all Americans are homogeneous? lain:

 

[TomO]

Americans are paranoid. Just saying.

Wow...What a coincidence. I said the same thing about Canadians when told that they all own fire extinguishers. :think:

 

[Town Heretic]

Don't you know all Americans are homogeneous? lain:

Why is it always about homos with you people... lain:

 

[TomO]

Why is it always about homos with you people... lain:

Yep...shoulda called "in b4". lain:

 

[alwight]

Oh no, not another homo thread. :shocked:


Where's Chrys?

 

[GuySmiley]

Don't you know all Americans are homogeneous? lain:

:IA: What did you call me!!??

 

[lovemeorhateme]

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Nothing. No weapons or planned methods of home defence. It's pretty quiet around here, and the chances of a gunman breaking into my home in the UK are next to none!

 

[This Charming Manc]

OK gunman no chance, but how do you cope with an smelly chav?

Nothing. No weapons or planned methods of home defence. It's pretty quiet around here, and the chances of a gunman breaking into my home in the UK are next to none!

 

[kmoney]

The TheologyOnline.com TOPIC OF THE DAY for July 12th, 2012 09:35 AM

toldailytopic: What methods/tools/weapons do you use for home defense?

Bats and a knife. :Clete:

I also have a home security system ever since my house was broken in to.

 

[lovemeorhateme]

OK gunman no chance, but how do you cope with an smelly chav?

:chuckle:

They're all mouth and no action! It's usually pretty easy to scare chavs away.. I dealt with my fair share of them when I was growing up on a council estate lol

:devil:

 

[Town Heretic]

Bats and a knife. :Clete:

That's just goofy. You could get rabies. Get a dog.

 

[Newman]

I keep a rolled up magazine next to my bed.

magazine>knife

 

[Tambora]

I keep my home and premises strung and wrapped in orange and black Biohazard tape. I haven't had any visitors in years, now. :noid:

ROFL!

 

[Tambora]

A cast iron frying pan can come in handy.

 

[Memento Mori]

I use wasp spray. Good for all sorts of roaches.