Dead tiger bigger victim than dead man?

koban

New member
MOM knows what your main purpose is but she is still going to try to ask you all nicely. Now, Town Heretic, Zoo, Ktoyou, and the rest of the children, instead of trying to derail and muddle, can you all please be constructive and answer the points that were made on this thread. It might be a hard thing for you all to do, but can you all try. MOM knows that you all enjoy talking about nothing, but there are some important things which are still being discussed. For instance, before MOM is able to get to it, maybe one of you all can use your minds to help Noguru with his last posting and show him where he has made a mistake?
Noguru POST # 654 Thank you for your cooperation.

Hey, glad to cooperate! :thumb:

And at my age, I'm more than glad to get tagged as a children! :chuckle:

Tiger's Quiche Recipe (c) Jamie Oliver 2002
Show: Oliver's Twist
Episode: Tiger





The combination of the three cheeses with the pancetta and thyme is great. Give it a go.


For the pastry:
1 pound 1-ounce (500 grams) plain flour
3 1/2 ounces (100 grams) lard
5 1/2 ounces (150 grams) butter
Pinch salt
2 large organic eggs
For the filling:
5 large organic eggs
1 pint (568 milliliters) double cream (heavy cream)
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
Pinch freshly grated nutmeg
1 handful Cheddar and Gruyere cheese, finely grated
1 bunch chives, finely chopped
1 (4-ounce) log goat's cheese, crumbled
10 thin slices pancetta
1 small handful thyme tips, mixed into olive oil

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C/gas 5). Rub together the flour and the fat. Add the eggs and bring together carefully without over working it. Chill in the refrigerator for 1 hour. Once your pastry has chilled roll it out to fit an 11-inch (28 centimeter) tin with a removable bottom. Freeze the pastry mold then cover with greased paper, fill the tin with baking beans and bake it blind for 10 minutes.
Lower the oven temperature to 350 degrees F (180 degrees C/gas 4). Mix all the filling ingredients together then pour the filling into the pastry case. Sprinkle over the goat's cheese, lay over the pancetta slices and then finish off with a drizzle of your thyme oil. Bake in the oven for 30 minutes.
 

koban

New member
What's that? :poly:

More Fun Facts For Your Infotainment. :thumb:

The size of a tiger's territory depends on the amount of food available.

A zoo located near a dense population :)rolleyes:) is a real plus.

At night, the tiger can see well over 6 times better than humans (in your face bipeds!).

On the downside, they smell worse.

Average life span of Tigers that live in the wild? About 10 years old.

Average life span of Tigers that live in zoos? About 25yrs.

Average life span of Tigers that live in zoos and eat people? About twenty minutes plus their current age...

"Tigers are perhaps the most notorious big cat for man-eating. In fact the single greatest man-eater is history is believed to be the Champawat Tigress who killed over four hundred thirty people in India decades ago until she was finally killed by the great Jim Corbett." *
(Or, as he was known among the tigers, "Grrrrrrrr.") **

"Tigers are highly ferocious and unlike the laid back male lion, it's never wise to turn your back to a tiger even in captivity. Even seasoned zoo keepers report tigers assume a stalking position and prepare to strike when they turn their back to them in the cage." *

An even worse idea? Loaning a tiger money. :nono:


Special thanks to Tiger Watch and Omar Ashref * for some of the data presented.

And by some I mean the credible parts…which means the incredible parts are mine.

**Thanks for the inspiration, stripe. :e4e:

:plain:…what? (I’m thinking this might be my new in-post signature.)



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koban

New member
Well, whether you realize it or not Turbo, you have just joined the retard, moron, idiot club. That’s right! For arguing that something is wrong when humans are seen as second to lower animals, you will be branded as such by the animal lovers and their associates. MOM has been arguing for the past year that there is a pervasive sickness which has crept through the whole country. And this sickness has many of US caring more about lower animals than humans.
Just continue to look around. At this point in time, the lives of lower animals have more worth than the lives of human beings. Humans have now taken a back seat to lower animals. Our children have taken a back seat to lower animals. We have animals who have better health care than our children.>>> Readers willing to pay up to keep pets healthy. We have animals who live in better homes than our veterans. >>> Homeless Vets 0 Homeless Pets 1 While we run deficits, we spend billions to dress our pets for Halloween. >>> More pets dressed to chill for Halloween. MOM could go on and on. >>>Man With Beast >>>The Chimp N Dales >>>Human Vicktims


So, you shouldn’t be surprised when the death of a tiger is regarded to be more important that the death of a human. You see, in the eyes of many, for you to see and say that there is something terribly wrong with that scenario, means that you are no longer intelligent. Instead, you are now seen as a retard, moron, idiot, and any of the other invectives that some of the people around here like to call people who actually have the guts to speak up when they see that something is amiss.



Since I hate to see loose ends and unanswered questions, I hereby take it upon myself to answer every single post made by MOM in this thread! :banana:
 
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cattyfan

Guest
Since I hate to see loose ends and unanswered questions, I hereby take it upon myself to answer every single post made by MOM in this thread! :banana:

You're gonna be working at this 'til Christmas...
 

Town Heretic

Out of Order
Hall of Fame
Originally Posted by koban
Since I hate to see loose ends and unanswered questions, I hereby take it upon myself to answer every single post made by MOM in this thread! :banana:
There should be some sort of medal that goes with that Herculean a task...:think: Or at least a subscription to a craft magazine. :poly:
cattyfan said:
You're gonna be working at this 'til Christmas...
Oh, don't mention Christmas around a MOM saturated thread. :nono:

One spark and the whole thing could go up.
 

red77

New member
Since I hate to see loose ends and unanswered questions, I hereby take it upon myself to answer every single post made by MOM in this thread! :banana:

:shocked:

Are you insane???!

That takes masochism to a whole new dimension.......
 

zoo22

Well-known member
Since I hate to see loose ends and unanswered questions, I hereby take it upon myself to answer every single post made by MOM in this thread!

There should be some sort of medal that goes with that Herculean a task... Or at least a subscription to a craft magazine.

It's not as difficult as one might think. The vast majority of the questions can be correctly answered with a simple "Um... That's absurd."

Without someone around to point out that "absurd" is subjective, and then ask 60-70 new questions, it could actually go pretty quickly.

Oh, don't mention Christmas around a MOM saturated thread. :nono:

One spark and the whole thing could go up.

That's absolutely correct. 100% true. Please be careful.
 

zoo22

Well-known member
Oh, don't mention Christmas around a MOM saturated thread. :nono:

One spark and the whole thing could go up.

Um, okay... Put a lid on it. Seriously. We're in the tiger thread for Pete's sake.

Throwing - you know what - into the mix, there's no telling what might happen.

At the very least, I'm sure the explosion would knock Knight right out of his chair, and probably singe his eyebrows, and that's not cool.

Well, I guess "cool" is subjective. But still. Ixnay on the istmaschray.
 

Town Heretic

Out of Order
Hall of Fame
Oh, don't mention Christmas around a MOM saturated thread.

One spark and the whole thing could go up.

:plain:...what?

...oh, schmoot!


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One spark and the whole thing could go up.

:plain:...what?

...oh, schmoot!


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