Why Did the Chicken Cross the TOL Road?

[ok doser]

maybe he's having trouble getting across the road 'cause of all them darned chickens :sibbie:

 

[Eeset]

The chicken probably got an infraction for being unnecessarily disruptive.

 

[ok doser]

did somebody pompously report him?

 

[ok doser]

rafe, making chicken soup

 

[Eeset]

the chicken did it for Randolph Scott.

 

[ok doser]

shirley knott :noway:

 

[Krsto]

DONALD TRUMP: We have chickens crossing the road? This just goes to show where our country is at. This type of thing would never happen if I were president. You know that's true. I will fix this problem. And make Obama pay for it.

 

[JosephR]

the chicken does not know or accept the human concept of a road, so this is a human question about a game foul who doesnt care...

this is a personal question for all who ask or question

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

Meshak: Why were the chickens crossing the street?
Answer; To chase the Trinitarians away.

 

[The Horn]

Why did the elephant cross the road ? It was the chicken's day off !

 

[Traditio]

In order to understand why the chicken crossed the road, it is necessary to understand that the word "why" has four senses which are equivalent to the four Aristotelian causes. In order to grasp this, let us turn to the Physics and read at length from book...

And now we now why the chicken crossed the road: to escape Traditio's pedantry.

 

[serpentdove]

[god"rulz]

John W: Chicks cross the road because they dig me.

 

[chrysostom]

Why Did the Chicken Cross the TOL Road?

for the banter

 

[Totton Linnet]

bantum....he was a latin chick....Cafflick

 

[genuineoriginal]

Why Did the Chicken Cross the TOL Road?

beloved57: "Invalid question! By asking why the chicken crossed the road, you are teaching salvation by works."

 

[genuineoriginal]

I was on the way home from dropping my daughter off at home when a chicken flew up in front of my car from right to left and hit my windshield. It was raining pretty hard. So, not only did I have my wipers on but I didn't see the chickens on the side of the road. Because my wipers were on, my windshield was saved. But, it broke my wiper. I slowed down drastically and drove to the full-service station in town to have them change my wiper out for a new one. The good thing, besides not having to replace the windshield, is that I only had to replace the driver's side wiper blade out for a new one. It only cost me $10.

I wonder why the chicken was trying to cross the road.

Now we know why he crossed the road. Suicide.

Oh.

 

[Poly]

:drum:

 

[quip]

quip: there is no chicken....no road.

 

[Danoh]

Because it "never really was Dispy...not really..."

Because "that's not for us!"

Because it thought KJV is KFC!

Because 70AD - "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

 

[Totton Linnet]

He heard Clinton say she was on his side View attachment 24056View attachment 24055


He was an Irish chicken looking for bargains and someone said all the knockdowns were on the other side