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Maximeee

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When changing your baby, make sure there is a diaper underneath her at all times. Because if there isn't, she will poop all over the changing pad. And once you have that cleaned up (and still don't have a diaper under her butt!), she will pee all over the changing pad. The pee will run all over the pad, covering the baby in pee. The baby will need to be washed. All that at 3 AM.

Just sayin'.
 

DXPose

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Don't worry...:chuckle: You'll get the hang of it. It only took my baby boy twice of drenching me with a yellow shower until I figured out the speed and preciseness in the art of diaper changing.
 

ebenz47037

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:chuckle: I remember those days, well. Believe it or not, I miss them.
 

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Ethan would only do a 2 when we changed his nappy, he had a preference for a clean nappy.

So when we changed him in the morning, it would be 5 minutes till we would need to change him again.
 

Poly

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After having our youngest child, Mackenzie, I thought my days of having this problem were over since she was a girl. My older 4 are all boys and I thought this was only attributed to the male species.

I was wrong....many times. :eek:
 
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