ECT Happy Birthday, to me....

[john w]

Like those two that escaped from prison and held you hostage in the cabin.

And them floozies just would not let me lead.

 

[john w]

Now, be nice! I have some nice oatmeal cookies fr you fresh out of the oven. It's Aunt Bea's recipe!

I prefer some of Colonel Harvey's "grown up juice,"the colonel's elixir, B of By...

 

[john w]

Just don't feed saint john any of Bea's pickles...

And don't feed my "Mr. Cookie Bars" to any of the wolves/wolf-eete's on TOL, or I will go into a deep sinkin' spell.


Am I getting through to you, fellas?

 

[bybee]

I prefer some of Colonel Harvey's "grown up juice,"the colonel's elixir, B of By...

Well naturally there shall be a wee drop or two of the elixir, for medicinal purposes donchaknow!

 

[DAN P]

.....the great, humble saint John W.


Let the well wishing, thunderous applause, well deserved compliments/praise, begin!

Hi and I would say something , BUT you have been Crwoned !!

dan p

 

[Tambora]

 

[Lon]

 

[patrick jane]

.....the great, humble saint John W.


Let the well wishing, thunderous applause, well deserved compliments/praise, begin!

Happy Birthday ! I nominated one of your great posts for POTY

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[truthjourney]

 

[john w]

Bless your heart, Lon.

 

[patrick jane]

Bless your heart, Lon.

I just went to a funeral at an All Souls Church - Catholic

 

[Lon]

Hey, be careful. I've fought bigger women, than the women that are on TOL.

 

[Lon]

I would have, but someone ripped off my "The Best of Andy Kaufman Wrestling Women" VCR tapes, and my Beta Max VCR is in the shop, so I've been off my game.

I pegged you more as a lover than a fighter anyway

(I need a lesson on how to make these smaller thumbnails)

 

[john w]

Chicks like Maud never let me lead in dancing. Must be because I'm too wiry, like Barn.

 

[john w]

I just went to a funeral at an All Souls Church - Catholic

Did you steal a little wine, from the rectory?

 

[patrick jane]

I pegged you more as a lover than a fighter anyway

(I need a lesson on how to make these smaller thumbnails)

 

[Totton Linnet]

....mebbe your ex-communication certificate will come through this year

 

[Lon]

It is the little paperclip icon next between the and ▼ ▼

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[Nick M]

Sorry I'm late to the party. Happy Birthday. :e4e:

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

....mebbe your ex-communication certificate will come through this year

It's been on backorder since 1998.
I hope 2016 is the year.