Originally posted by Mateo
(Associated Press - Dallas)
MILLIONS FLOCK TO EMBRACE CHRISTIANITY
In the wake of Billy Bob's ascention to Sainthood at the hand of Pope Leo Volont I and the liberalization of the requirements of those who would claim the mantle of Christianity implied by such an act, millions of those heretofore reluctant have stepped forward to claim the title "Christian".
Nowhere has this phenomenon been more evident than at what many have come to call "ground zero" in the "something for nothing" movement which has been gaining momentum within the Christain rank and file; namely, Dallas Texas.
Dallas Theological Seminary has been overwhelmed with applicants and local mega-church's coffers are filled to overflowing.
On a related note, one man was arrested outside a local television station for disorderly conduct. Station personel called police and complained that a man had entered the station and demanded to go live on air for the purpose of vindicating himself as the first to have championed the "do nothing" doctrine and subjected station personel to lengthy profane tirades. Relatives later identified the man as "Sozo" and related to the arresting officers that he was on medication but occationally neglected to take it, resulting in sporadic outbursts not unlike the one experienced by station personel.
