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Yet you still failed to understand it.

I do not know why you desire to be ignored by rationally-thinking people.

You really should read more carefully what I wrote.

How should I know?

Clearly you desire to be ignored by rationally-thinking people.

Could you give an example of something you'd be willing to call "an interpretation of the Bible" while also calling it "incorrect"? Remember, an interpretation is a giving of the meaning of something. Is it correct to say that the Bible means that Jesus is a created being? No. But heretics...

You have serious reading problems.

Way to not read a word I wrote in my post yet react to it anyway.

That's a common error. To interpret the Bible is to give its meaning, so an interpretation of the Bible is a giving of its meaning. Indeed, lots of people out there give all sorts of things they wrongly claim the Bible means, none of which is an interpretation of the Bible. For example, since...

This reminds me of something I've wondered about on occasion. In Hebrews 13:2, it is said: "Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares." On the face, at least, it seems that that verse is reporting that an angel sometimes leads humans to believe...

Pukes again. And again. And again... Oh, whoa! I just realized!😄

Oh, OK. But the important thing is that in your post there still lives an animated emoji!

What about Calvinism's inconvenient class of people who are eternally elect yet still unregenerate/unbelieving? Were they sanctified when Christ died? Or, if not then, when? I ask because you say "sanctified them" (past tense), and are seeming thereby to point back to the time of "Christ's...

Remember when we thought Biden was shaking hands with nobody: We were mistaken. Turns out he was actually shaking hands with his invisible pooka, Harvey:

The truth is, socialists are thieves, and thieves do not own what they have stolen from others. So, I can see how these clowns are living the WEF "You'll own nothing and be happy!" dream.

I should add, though, that I nevertheless managed to come up with a joke after all, because, thanks to the document's revelation that Spuds was actually a female dog, rather than a male, I realized that I was not merely reading a death notice, but actually an obit**uary.

I had a hankerin' to try to come up with some joke about the current Bud Light scandal, a joke that would somehow involve the beer company's 80s mascot. So, trying to get some ideas, I searched "Spuds Mackenzie" on Google, and straightaway realized that no joke I might come up with on this...

An intended prop as useless (to beggars for reverence such as yourself) in internet forums as it would be for you to say, "My CV is x, y and z. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" No. Why do you ask? Is it a problem? You think it's funny that when you are asked what you do to try to...

I see you laughed (or at least pretended to laugh) at @Clete for having said: What's funny to you about that? Do you disagree that a metaphor is "a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable"? Do you disagree that...