I was blissfully unaware of this retard before the controversy over her retarded "stolen land" comments.
It turns out she's the gift that just keeps on giving in terms of retardedness.
She is The Well of Retardedness that continually overfloweth.
The Font of Retardedness.
Ladies and gentlemen...
So I did a Google search on Kim Kardashian and when I was a 9-year-old boy I would have been absolutely disgusted with her appearance.
As I am now.
She's gross.