Verses you won't find in your friendly bulletin

[Poly]

A thread for good bible verses that you won't find in your friendly Sunday morning bulletin.


"The righteous shall rejoice when he sees the vengeance; He shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked." Psalm 58:10


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[JudgeRightly]

But Er, Judah’s firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and the Lord killed him. - Genesis 38:7 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis38:7&version=NKJV

Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge, But he who hates correction is stupid. - Proverbs 12:1 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs12:1&version=NKJV

... off the top of my head...

 

[Poly]

"But he answered and said, 'Every plant, which my heavenly Father hath not planted, shall be rooted up. Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.'" Matthew 15:13-14

 

[Right Divider]

Gen 24:64 KJV And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.

 

[The Barbarian]

Ecclesiastes 9:4 There is no man that liveth always, or that hopeth for this: a living dog is better than a dead lion.

 

[The Barbarian]

1 Samuel 15:3 Now therefore go, and smite Amalec, and utterly destroy all that he hath: spare him not, nor covet any thing that is his: but slay both man and woman, child and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ***.

 

[7djengo7]

Numbers 22:30 KJV:

And the *** said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ***, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.

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I've always liked how the *** speaks like a man, in this verse, whereas the man's response is to make a noise like a horse.

:Servent:​

 

[7djengo7]

Gen 24:64 KJV And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.

...little imagining that one of the pack of her future grandsons who would eventually wind up in the land of the pyramids would be named "Joe".

 

[chair]

Numbers 22:30 KJV:

And the *** said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ***, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.

​

I've always liked how the *** speaks like a man, in this verse, whereas the man's response is to make a noise like a horse.

:Servent:​

That only works in English

 

[lifeisgood]

As it is written: "There is no one righteous, not even one; there is no one who understands; there is no one who seeks God" - Romans 3:10-11

 

[Poly]

"And whoever falls on this stone will be broken; but on whomever it falls, it will grind him to powder.” Matthew 21:44

 

[Right Divider]

Php 4:15 KJV Now ye Philippians know also, that in the beginning of the gospel, when I departed from Macedonia, no church communicated with me as concerning giving and receiving, but ye only.

 

[ok doser]

"And whoever falls on this stone will be broken; but on whomever it falls, it will grind him to powder.” Matthew 21:44

one of my faves :first:

 

[7djengo7]

That only works in English

Nay, but thou didst laugh.

 

[JudgeRightly]

Nay, but thou didst laugh.

はい！

 

[Poly]

“The heart is deceitful above all things, And desperately wicked; Who can know it?" Jeremiah 17:9


Didn't Joel Osteen preach on this a few weeks ago? :think:

 

[JudgeRightly]

“The heart is deceitful above all things, And desperately wicked; Who can know it?" Jeremiah 17:9


Didn't Joel Osteen preach on this a few weeks ago? :think:

Who? :idunno:

 

[Poly]

Who? :idunno:

Some motivational speaker I think.

 

[JudgeRightly]

Some motivational speaker I think.

:chuckle:

 

[ok doser]

is he the bananahands guy?