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    Creationists, please explain why humans are the only creature that soils itself when excreting waste material.

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    Re: excretion

    Originally posted by billwald
    Creationists, please explain why humans are the only creature that soils itself when excreting waste material.
    We have evolved too far?
    Random changes are destructive to any carefully crafted piece of work, such as a computer program, a novel or the genome of a lifeform.
    Matt 23:24Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.

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    • #3
      Re: excretion

      Originally posted by billwald

      Creationists, please explain why humans are the only creature that soils itself when excreting waste material.
      You evidently have limited experience with cows. Check out the tail on one of those sometimes.

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      • #4
        Re: excretion

        Originally posted by billwald

        Creationists, please explain why humans are the only creature that soils itself when excreting waste material.
        Because we're the only ones that wear clothing?

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        • #5
          Re: excretion

          Originally posted by billwald

          Creationists, please explain why humans are the only creature that soils itself when excreting waste material.
          Because some stupid people invented diapers. That's why.

          Kids aren't supposed to use daipers. They give cues to their mother from birth that, if she is aware, can be responded to, and the child does not need to wear body waste. As the child grows, the communication becomes more and more efficient. Many babies can be totally done with accidents (minus parental neglegence) by three months. That's right, babies can be little graduates by three months!

          Only in our culture must a child wear diapers, and even here, with a handy little bucket, babies can still be potty trained from birth.
          Got Eternal Life?

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          • #6
            Re: Re: excretion

            Originally posted by One Eyed Jack

            Because we're the only ones that wear clothing?
            Not only that, most of us live in cement jungles. We have refined toilet training to an art in the last century or two. You have to be big enough to reach handles etc...
            Got Eternal Life?

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            • #7
              Not because our bodies evolved to walk on all fours?

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              • #8
                Re: excretion

                Originally posted by billwald

                Creationists, please explain why humans are the only creature that soils itself when excreting waste material.
                Are you sure you wanted to tell us this? I think this post falls in to the category of "TMI". Too Much Information.

                Hey Bill.... news flash....

                TOILETS.

                Give one a try.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by billwald

                  Not because our bodies evolved to walk on all fours?
                  The situation would appear to be the same physically whether our bodies evolved or not.

                  Or is this another one of those "God wouldn't have done it that way" arguments that Darwin, Gould and others thought were so compelling?

                  I always thought it strange that a person could argue that God wouldn't have done it that way and then in almost the same breath turn around and argue that God doesn't exist.

                  Random changes are destructive to any carefully crafted piece of work, such as a computer program, a novel or the genome of a lifeform.
                  Matt 23:24Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bob b

                    I always thought it strange that a person could argue that God wouldn't have done it that way and then in almost the same breath turn around and argue that God doesn't exist.

                    Or that God wouldn't have done it "that way" but that mother nature would have. In other words... in one breath the evolutionists argue how amazing evolution is, yet at the same time attempt to find flaws in design as a way to discredit God.
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                    • #11
                      Only wonder why the Intelligent Designer didn't do a more careful job. Since we moved into the city and have to clean up after Benny the Dog I have observed that his rectal configuration is DESIGNED to prevent him from soiling himself. Why did God switch from a good design on a dog to a poor design when he created humans?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by billwald

                        Only wonder why the Intelligent Designer didn't do a more careful job. Since we moved into the city and have to clean up after Benny the Dog I have observed that his rectal configuration is DESIGNED to prevent him from soiling himself. Why did God switch from a good design on a dog to a poor design when he created humans?
                        You observed his rectal configuration?

                        Why?

                        On second thought please don't answer that.
                        Random changes are destructive to any carefully crafted piece of work, such as a computer program, a novel or the genome of a lifeform.
                        Matt 23:24Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bob b

                          You observed his rectal configuration?

                          Why?

                          On second thought please don't answer that.
                          ROTFL...
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by billwald

                            Only wonder why the Intelligent Designer didn't do a more careful job. Since we moved into the city and have to clean up after Benny the Dog I have observed that his rectal configuration is DESIGNED to prevent him from soiling himself. Why did God switch from a good design on a dog to a poor design when he created humans?
                            Bill no offense but you just may be one of the weirdest persons I know.

                            How many people do you know of who soil themselves?

                            Seriously, that question is not rhetorical.
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                            • #15
                              everyone I know under 2! (and some people over 70)
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