'You must be 'born again' or else'!

[SaulToPaul 2]

Convince us that you, this "human" identified as "Iamimagined," posted the above post. Give us the evidence. Any witnesses? We've never seen you, heard you......

I will wait.

You beat all, you know that?

 

[heir]

You beat all, you know that?

johnw the greatest

 

[john w]

You beat all, you know that?

Well, my computer keypad, is my trigger finger. You damage that and I might as well quit the TOL wolf/wolf-ette hunting business....

 

[Tambora]

The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?
Jeremiah 17:9

A daft verse! The heart is not wicked at all, it is just an organ of the body needed to pump blood around it.

Iamimagined thinks that verse is talking about a blood pump.
hehe!
What a :loser: !

Your posts are going to be entertaining to read. Thanks for the laughs!

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

Well, my computer keypad, is my trigger finger. You damage that and I might as well quit the TOL wolf/wolf-ette hunting business....

What then, door to door vacuum cleaner salesman?

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

But you don't have the elusive truth, none of us do. You just think you have it as others of your ilk.

Hi Buzzard!

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

More meaningless copy and paste

Is this some of the British "dry humor" we've all heard about? Or,
are you just an ordinary dyed in the wool, "Moronic type?"

 

[Totton Linnet]

This was the theme of my childhood, slammed into me by my parents and the ghastly Pentecostal church I was forced to attend. I resisted until I was eleven before giving into the pressure of giving 'my heart to Jesus'. I played the part but never felt comfortable with the concept. I never had the slightest feeling any deity was there for me. I had a problem I couldn't share with my parents, and asked Jesus to give me some help with it, but he never came through for me. I drew the obvious conclusion that either he didn't care, or more likely died 2000 years ago. By the time I left home at 19 when I married I had lost my faith, as had my husband.

When our kids were born we left it up to them to decide if they wanted a faith or not with no pressure from us. All three are Christians but not Biblical literalists and liberal in their approach. Religion is never discussed by us.

Are you Vikki Beechyng?

Did you ever think that mebbe God turfed you out?

 

[Iamimagined]

Is this some of the British "dry humor" we've all heard about? Or,
are you just an ordinary dyed in the wool, "Moronic type?"

The heart is a pump nothing more, the brain is where it is at, duh!