toldailytopic: DEATHMATCH: Pegasus vs. Unicorn - who will win?

[zippy2006]

That's ridiculous. A unicorn with a bulletproof coat?! What??

Strawman/ad hominem/n00bbabble :yawn::comeout:

1. Anything with a horn has the ability to produce sound
2. Sound is bullet-proof
3. As long as the unicorn is blowing its horn it will be surrounded by impenetrable bullet-proof sound waves.*

*This is why the average age of brass sections is so large and whale hunters don't use guns on narwhals

 

[Town Heretic]

Oh wow. Doesn't everyone here read wikipedia? Surely you must know that the only way to take out a Unicorn is by the song of a Virgin.

So the question is, the question of moment that Knight cleverly omits from consideration: is or isn't Pegasus a virgin?

That may be an easy one to answer at a Comicon or a Star Trek convention, but it's a real thorn in the old mythological side here.

 

[annabenedetti]

Strawman/ad hominem/n00bbabble :yawn::comeout:

1. Anything with a horn has the ability to produce sound
2. Sound is bullet-proof
3. As long as the unicorn is blowing its horn it will be surrounded by impenetrable bullet-proof sound waves.*

*This is why the average age of brass sections is so large and whale hunters don't use guns on narwhals

:chuckle: You've just about got me convinced. :think:

 

[Tambora]

We already know who the winner would be.

I mean, would Mobil Oil Company choose a :loser: for their logo?

 

[annabenedetti]

:loser:

Hey, that there is a unicorn smiley!

 

[Lighthouse]

And drop what? Coconuts? How would it grip it?

:doh:

No. It can fly up to a great height, then fall toward the unicorn and use it's hooves to slam into the unicorn.

I thought I covered that with the flying ramming attack.

Well, they are similar.

 

[Ktoyou]

Deets, that was too funny!

 

[sky.]

Neither. They aren't real.

 

[Eeset]

So the question is, the question of moment that Knight cleverly omits from consideration: is or isn't Pegasus a virgin?

That may be an easy one to answer at a Comicon or a Star Trek convention, but it's a real thorn in the old mythological side here.

Pegasus is definitely not a virgin. I can assure you of that.