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[SaulToPaul 2]

Oh, you're a regular Milton Berle today, ain't cha, Mayor, pickin' at me again?!

Why don't you head on over to your local "4 chair clip joint," and loosen the screws on the razors, and the bolts on the chairs, and then spike the "Witch Hazel" with "Hai Karate," and the "Vitalis/Brill Creme" hair oil treatment,with "Dippity Do?" Wouldn't that be fun? Pitiful, pitiful, pitiful......

Oh, you're extry high spirited today ain't you saint john?
Is it cause it's Friday and that much closer to Miller Time?

 

[john w]

Oh, you're extry high spirited today ain't you saint john?
Is it cause it's Friday and that much closer to Miller Time?

My momma was that way. "Fortunately," like my momma, all the beer I drink turns to muscle. It's the mark of us Whalen's.

 

[Right Divider]

I never said people didn't teach about different time periods before Darby. I said Darby Followers claim "the dispensation of grace" is a time period.

Walvoord was a Darby Follower, and like most Darby Followers, Walvoord also lived in denial.

You can keep living in denial like Walvoord, but no matter how hard you try, you won't find a secret rapture being taught before John Nelson Darby invented it.

It's a WHAT and not a WHEN. But you've never listened from the get-go, so why should you start now?

 

[Right Divider]

He's a cultist. He's Meshak with a larger vocabulary.

:cigar:

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

My momma was that way. "Fortunately," like my momma, all the beer I drink turns to muscle. It's the mark of us Whalen's.

Some folks do GOMAD to bulk up (gallon of milk a day).
Whalens are sure lucky.

 

[Danoh]

It has to do with grace.

It's either saving grace, irresistible grace, sanctifying grace, amazing grace, Grace Jones, Grace Kelly, or Graceland.

Lol - I guess that's better than quoting Benny Hinn's "Good Morning Holy Spirit."

 

[Danoh]

...He's a cultist. He's Meshak with a larger vocabulary.

Lol - or Meshak without a hat.

 

[SabathMoon]

nonsense

No, it isn't. You can't have it both ways. We are neither the intended nor the unintended audience of the epistles. Besides there isn't anything in the epistles to disprove an eminent 2nd coming. God does not wait 2000 years to do things, only evolutionists are supposed to believe that.

 

[Danoh]

No, it isn't. You can't have it both ways. We are neither the intended nor the unintended audience of the epistles. Besides there isn't anything in the epistles to disprove an eminent 2nd coming. God does not wait 2000 years to do things, only evolutionists are supposed to believe that.

So not to us, but not - not to us. That's nothing new - we're not the Romans, nor the Corinthians and so on that Paul orginally wrote to. You have basically said nothing.

And no one said we're the Romans or whatever.

The only ones with a delusion that near to yours are Tet and company and their Jesus dressed up for a Halloween march against Jerusalem in a costume the size of a huge Roman Army, lol.

And how many years between Deuteronomy 18:15 and Acts 3: 22?

A bit more than two thousand years...

We're gonna have ta start callin ya Otis and sick the town deh-pew-tee on ya - none other than fit ta be tied, let me at em, Jay Double-Ya hi-self, hyuk, hyuk.

 

[Right Divider]

No, it isn't. You can't have it both ways. We are neither the intended nor the unintended audience of the epistles. Besides there isn't anything in the epistles to disprove an eminent 2nd coming. God does not wait 2000 years to do things, only evolutionists are supposed to believe that.

Go ahead and prove this wild opinion.

 

[Interplanner]

Go ahead and prove this wild opinion.

All the original leaders expected the worldwide day of judgement right after the destruction of Jerusalem, but there was an allowance that it would be delayed. 2 Pet 3 explains the allowance; other verses imply it.

 

[musterion]

Are we in the new heavens and new earth? Has the old already been rolled up as a scroll?

 

[steko]

Are we in the new heavens and new earth? Has the old already been rolled up as a scroll?

Uh, uh! :nono:

 

[glorydaz]

Uh, uh! :nono:

:thumb:

 

[patrick jane]

I never see tet showing evidence to support Preterism, all he does is try to complain about MAD. I wonder why. :rapture:

 

[Lazy afternoon]

I never see tet showing evidence to support Preterism, all he does is try to complain about MAD. I wonder why. :rapture:

Tet is wrong in one area and Mad is wrong in another.

You both have problems.

LA

 

[musterion]

Uh, uh! :nono:

:thumb:

Exactly! You wouldn't think something like that would go unnoticed.

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

Tet is wrong in one area and Mad is wrong in another.

You both have problems.

LA

:chuckle:

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

Are we in the new heavens and new earth? Has the old already been rolled up as a scroll?

Yes, it's the new covenant.

Gen 1:1

In the beginning, God created the old covenant?

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

I never see tet showing evidence to support Preterism, all he does is try to complain about MAD. I wonder why. :rapture:

Matthew 16:28 (KJV)