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Believe me, he's not right. :nono:
By which he tends to mean I lean ever so slightly to the left...well, he means that when he hasn't been drinking heavily...so almost never then. :plain:
And he is a Christian, but he's also an attorney. So basically he's just a world of contradiction. :plain:
In my defense though, I did try to find honest work first.

Apparently, there's no such thing as a "rude gesture hand model."

Who knew? :idunno:
And if that doesn't get you, get this: He doesn't even live in a town!
In Texas they define towns by the number of steers they have...so it's by and large the same way they count romantic partners. :shocked: :rolleyes:
He lives in Alabama! Everyone knows there's nothing in Alabama but a collective 16 teeth
He probably means the ones we keep in a jar after extracting them from Texans who wander across our borders, assuming, as Texans will, that everywhere they go is part of the Loon Star State. :D
and a pretty decent football program that imports from Texas. :squint:
They'll never get over the loan we made them of "Bear."

:nono:
 

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By which he tends to mean I lean ever so slightly to the left...well, he means that when he hasn't been drinking heavily...so almost never then. :plain:

In my defense though, I did try to find honest work first.

Apparently, there's no such thing as a "rude gesture hand model."

Who knew? :idunno:

In Texas they define towns by the number of steers they have...so it's by and large the same way they count romantic partners. :shocked: :rolleyes:

He probably means the ones we keep in a jar after extracting them from Texans who wander across our borders, assuming, as Texans will, that everywhere they go is part of the Loon Star State. :D

They'll never get over the loan we made them of "Bear."

:nono:

Nicholaas, would you mind smiting the gentleman from Alabama as a favor to me?

Nothing too serious...maybe something like a temporary but particularly flamboyant case of Tourette's. :think:
 

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Hello my name is Nicolaas prounouced Nicholas in case your wondering just spelt diffrently. My intrests are mainly video games and computers plus some metal as well. Im a christian and I believe myself to be one of God's two witnesses rev ch 11 and zech ch 4 hope this dosn't cause a problem for anyone i dont intend for it too.I hope to be making a very intresting post regarding this soon although it might take a well to post as its kinda complicated so i figured i should introduce myself here anyways. My beliefs are quite charismatic as well although i consider myself non denominational.

I wonder if you learned to write at the same school you learned you theology, perhaps 'Middle Earth'?:dizzy:

I think you will need a proof reader to present an 'interesting' post.
 

Nicolaas

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I wonder if you learned to write at the same school you learned you theology, perhaps 'Middle Earth'?:dizzy:

I think you will need a proof reader to present an 'interesting' post.

I already did it titled Gods plan for me. used microsoft word did spell checking and everything its quite well written considering its by a vegetable and all :D
 

Ktoyou

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I already did it titled Gods plan for me. used microsoft word did spell checking and everything its quite well written considering its by a vegetable and all :D

I already wrote the paper, titled "Gods Plan For Me" and used Microsoft word to spell check it and everything its quite well written considering its by (a vegetable and all) a poorly schooled fella.

Now what is so terribly hard about writing it this way? :bang:

Either you are poorly educated, or just plain lazy, which is it?
 

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Hello my name is Nicolaas prounouced Nicholas in case your wondering just spelt diffrently. My intrests are mainly video games and computers plus some metal as well. Im a christian and I believe myself to be one of God's two witnesses rev ch 11 and zech ch 4 hope this dosn't cause a problem for anyone i dont intend for it too.I hope to be making a very intresting post regarding this soon although it might take a well to post as its kinda complicated so i figured i should introduce myself here anyways. My beliefs are quite charismatic as well although i consider myself non denominational.
Is that you, disciplesixelleven? ;)

AMR
 

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This guy is definitely some other guy back for more....

Welcome back for more, Tin Bum. :)
 
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