chrysostom’s 2015 annual awards

Totton Linnet

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But as a good sport I am looking forward to John's acceptance speech.

Which apparently was according to prophecy since he gave the date for it before he actually was announced the winner, is that right?
...what date did he say again? July 27th? Zowie!

Y'all wouldn't have rigged it beforehand would you?

Tot better not have won anything, that's all I can say.

Smug smile :)
 

rainee

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Well if she won anything it better not have been the very first of all the 2015 awards! That would be outrageous!
And it better have not been some new weird made up one just so she could win, I tell you!!
That's all I can say bout that sassy miss... :angrymob:
 

rainee

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Well, Rainee, and all of my TOL fans, too many to name, as it would take a very long post, which is against TOL rules, which I, of course, rarely break, as well as the rule never to go on, and on, and on, and ramble, in long winded sentences, ending in prepositions/propositions thereof, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad breaks I've got, being "snubbed" from winning awards,that you d___ well know that I deserve, in an international conspiracy, involving espionage, mystery, intrigue, and a "big fix." Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth. I have been on TOL for years, and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans, including, occasionally, applause from the wolves/wolf-ette's. Of course, I deserve every bit of your/their kindness, encouragement, and, most importantly, your/their admiration, and praise, including your astonishment, respect, at/for my extreme humility.


I don't always engage in debates....But, when I do, I prefer TOL.
Lol,
Excellent John!
And I recognize the "I don't always...but when I do..."
But just can't think of one to add to it! :eek:
 

chrysostom

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chrysostom

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I nominate Chrysostom. Remember, vote republican. At least they say they are pro life, limited government. Just don't look at what they do.

here is a good example of what I am talking about

he says that he is a Right Wing Zealot
but
you won't hear him talking about the liberal judges clinton and obama have put on the court
and
you won't hear him talk about the democratic party support of abortion
but
he will complain about what the republicans haven't done
without
telling us how the republicans were supposed to do it
and
you won't hear him talking about how the democrats block conservative judges
so
what is the only explanation for this?

he is a shill for the democratic party
and
he really isn't a Right Wing Zealot
 
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chrysostom

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some of them called me a whore for the republican party
and
they call themselves right winger christians
where do you go
if
you are a right winger?
where do you go
if
you are pro life?
the republican party is the only alternative to the democratic party
and
you vote tea party in the primaries
if
you are not happy with the republicans in your area

so how do you explain this?

they are not right wingers
and
they don't act like christians either
so
they are just shills for the democratic party

it is the only thing that makes sense
 

Town Heretic

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I'd be flattered if you weren't being such a doofus. :)

Have I won anything yet or am I still in the old honored to be nominated phase?
 

john w

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And, not least, I'd like to express my gratitude towards...*



*I should have "buttoned this up" yesterday, but I'm a bit hung over; I should be done in the next few days, or when this overrated thread "fizzles" out, whichever comes first.
 

Totton Linnet

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Why not introduce a little democracy here? let's get a vote...let the people speak :crackup::eek::alien::crackup::drum::angrymob:
 

chrysostom

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chrysostom

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And, not least, I'd like to express my gratitude towards...*



*I should have "buttoned this up" yesterday, but I'm a bit hung over; I should be done in the next few days, or when this overrated thread "fizzles" out, whichever comes first.

thanks for helping me with my numbers

Define shill.

I did and all you had to do is scroll down about five posts

Why not introduce a little democracy here? let's get a vote...let the people speak :crackup::eek::alien::crackup::drum::angrymob:

your are free to speak
and
we are free to ignore
if
we use our free will
 

meshak

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Originally Posted by Totton Linnet View Post
Why not introduce a little democracy here? let's get a vote...let the people speak

This is MAD site: They will dominate everything the way they like if you use democracy system.
 

Town Heretic

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your are free to speak
and
we are free to ignore
if
we use our free will
Finally, chrys the collective. :plain:

What award are we up to? Have we got to the "Let your bitter be your best" award yet?

'Cause I think the host's numbers are up for that one.
 

Rusha

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This is MAD site: They will dominate everything the way they like if you use democracy system.

These awards are not about democracy, but rather about a special time of year Chrys has put aside to take potshots at the members he despises the most. :chuckle:
 

Town Heretic

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These awards are not about democracy, but rather about a special time of year Chrys has put aside to take potshots at the members he despises the most. :chuckle:
Yeah. Most years I get nominated for the worst of them...I think he's made me sophist two of the four years. Something like that. Doesn't matter. The reason interest keeps shrinking, I think, is the hardening heart at the center of it. This despite the notes of why any of us are here in the broader sense...He could have fun with this but the only people who interject much of that into his award threads are the people he's in the process of insulting.

Which, in a way, is funny.
 

chrysostom

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this is a tough crowd
but
the show must go on
without res
and
without anna who cannot take it anymore
is tol a better place now?
the numbers say no
but
you don't have to scroll so much now
especially if you put gt on ignore
all you can do is try to make it funny
but
I can assure you
a neg rep is never funny
most of us have no place to go
so
we have to somehow deal with what is left
 
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