Guinness World Records Monitoring

[Gary K]

Guinness World Records Carefully Monitoring Cuomo And Whitmer For Most Seniors Killed

NEW YORK, NY—The team at Guinness Book of World Records is carefully monitoring to see who will claim the record for ‘Most Seniors Killed’. As of now, the competition is neck and neck between Governor Whitmer and Governor Cuomo.

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[Gary K]

What gender are you?

What Gender Are You? Take The Quiz!

It can be hard to know what gender you are. So many choices! But The Babylon Bee has come up with an easy way to determine which one you are with this handy quiz:

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Guinness World Records Carefully Monitoring Cuomo And Whitmer For Most Seniors Killed

NEW YORK, NY—The team at Guinness Book of World Records is carefully monitoring to see who will claim the record for ‘Most Seniors Killed’. As of now, the competition is neck and neck between Governor Whitmer and Governor Cuomo.

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You understand this is satire. I hope.

 

[Gary K]

Not My President

Nation's Democrats Make Fortune Selling Used 'Not My President' Merch To Republicans

U.S.—The nation's Democrats are finally starting to hustle and make some money, selling their "Not My President" merch to the nation's Republicans.

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You understand this is satire. I hope.

Babylon Bee satirical? You must be nuts.

 

[ok doser]

Not My President

Nation's Democrats Make Fortune Selling Used 'Not My President' Merch To Republicans

U.S.—The nation's Democrats are finally starting to hustle and make some money, selling their "Not My President" merch to the nation's Republicans.

babylonbee.com

Babylon Bee satirical? You must be nuts.

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