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Thu. 3-6-03 #046
Thu. 3-6-03 #046
BEL: Complete French Military History 3-6-2003
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Bob opened the show with the funniest joke I've heard in a long time:
After getting nailed by a daisy cutter Osama bin Laden made his way to the pearly gates. There he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive" yells Mr. Washingotn, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind, "You wanted to end the American's liberty so they gave you death." Henry puches Osama in the nose. James Madison comes up next and says, "This is why I allowed the federal government to provide for the common defense" and he drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 65 other 18th century American fighters for independence.
As he's writhing on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination he screams, "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
After getting nailed by a daisy cutter Osama bin Laden made his way to the pearly gates. There he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive" yells Mr. Washingotn, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind, "You wanted to end the American's liberty so they gave you death." Henry puches Osama in the nose. James Madison comes up next and says, "This is why I allowed the federal government to provide for the common defense" and he drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 65 other 18th century American fighters for independence.
As he's writhing on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination he screams, "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
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