"Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so."
"Mustangs don't do too much for the environment, but they certainly are pretty. Which is why I think environmentalists are hypocritical. If they had the courage of their convictions, they'd say all the pretty horses have to go. Mustangs were brought here, like syphilis and kudzu (good name for a crime-fighting team; Syphilis & Kudzu) by European aggressors and therefore aren't "natural."" Jonah Goldberg