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  • #16
    Nuts!

    What every atheist says about 10 seconds after dying.
    Galatians 5:22-23 (New International Version)

    But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.

    What are my fruits today?

    Cityboy With Horses A blog about what happens when you say, "I Promise"

    "Moral standards" are a lot like lighthouses: they exist to help us stay on course as we sail through life. But we have to steer BY them, but not directly AT them. Lest we end up marooned on the shoals of perpetual self-righteousness.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by fool View Post
      Are you sure you aren't sameing you energy to nurse your novel and finish your beer?
      Saving my energy, and yeah....

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Metro State Atheis View Post
        Saving my energy, and yeah....
        It appears you left off the "t" in your username. Was that intentional? If not, would you like me to change it for you?
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        • #19
          Originally posted by fool View Post
          Are you sure you aren't sameing you energy to nurse your novel and finish your beer?
          In service of the
          Lion and the Lamb

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          • #20
            Originally posted by CabinetMaker View Post
            Nuts!

            What every atheist says about 10 seconds after dying.
            Whoa! We may have a wiiiiiiiiiiner!!!

            But it's too soon to tell... sorry.
            In service of the
            Lion and the Lamb

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            • #21
              I for one am looking forward to the "Famous Christian Quotes" thread.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Knight View Post
                It appears you left off the "t" in your username. Was that intentional? If not, would you like me to change it for you?
                I would very much appreciate it. When typing in my user name, it would not let me finish with the "ts." Is it possible to fix this? Thanks,
                - Chalmer

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by fool View Post
                  If TOL is any indicator, heaven sucks.

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                  • #24
                    Some of my favorites come from people who contributed the most to the progress of human civility. Sorta disproves the myth that atheists have no ethical viewpoints...

                    The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality. - George Bernard Shaw

                    A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. - Mark Twain

                    I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. - Susan B. Anthony

                    Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. - Anonymous

                    Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one. - Richard Dawkins

                    I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. - Mark Twain

                    Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? - Douglas Adams

                    Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice. He knew he would be resurrected anyway. - Anonymous

                    Animals do not have gods, they are smarter than that. - Ronnie Snow

                    Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

                    I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. - Richard Dawkins
                    If TOL is any indicator, heaven sucks.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Vita Detestabilis View Post
                      How about. "Man mad God in His Image" Friedrich Nietzsche
                      Sounds about right, although it derives from an older quote. "On the first day, Man made god."
                      If TOL is any indicator, heaven sucks.

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                      • #26
                        Redstar quote
                        Some of my favorites come from people who contributed the most to the progress of human civility. Sorta disproves the myth that atheists have no ethical viewpoints...
                        Only when they ape Christian ideals and civility.
                        In service of the
                        Lion and the Lamb

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                        • #27
                          "If I were not an atheist, I think I would have to be a Catholic because if it wasn't the forces of natural selection that designed fish, It must have been an Italian."
                          - Douglas Adams

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                          • #28
                            Adams...hmmm...funny writer...terrible hitchhiker… thumbed the wrong ride and ended up in hell.

                            On the bright side… he’s no longer an atheist.
                            In service of the
                            Lion and the Lamb

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                            • #29
                              To be honest, I don't know whether Jim Gaffigan is an atheist or not (if he isn't, he's the first funny "aatheist" (geddit?) stand-up comedian ever), but I found this rather amusing.

                              "Easter! The day Jesus rose from the dead, what should we do?" "How 'bout eggs?!" "Well, what does that have to do with Jesus?" "Alright, we'll hide 'em!" "I don't follow your logic!" "Don't worry, there's a bunny..."

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                              • #30
                                "The way to see by faith, is to shut the eye of reason"
                                Ben Franklin

                                "Give a man a fish he eats for a day, give a man religion and he'll starve to death praying for a fish." Not sure who said it but thought it was funny
                                Last edited by IoverE; January 6, 2009, 07:35 AM. Reason: added another
                                "When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
                                ...Stephen F Roberts

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