Who should be the official TOL band?

Who should be the official TOL band?

  • Uproar

    Votes: 31 50.0%
  • Lifehouse

    Votes: 14 22.6%
  • Sixpence None the Richer

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • The OC Supertones

    Votes: 2 3.2%
  • Kutless

    Votes: 5 8.1%
  • Mukala

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • P.O.D.

    Votes: 7 11.3%
  • Philmore

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • MxPx

    Votes: 4 6.5%
  • Other (please specify below)

    Votes: 11 17.7%

  • Total voters
    62

Patroclus

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The best band up there, IMO, is Sixpence, but there are far superior bands out there. Does it have to be a Christian Band? Does it have to be a current band?

How about U2?

How about Chasing Furies?

How about Phil Keaggy?
 

Nathon Detroit

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Originally posted by Patroclus
The best band up there, IMO, is Sixpence, but there are far superior bands out there. Does it have to be a Christian Band? Does it have to be a current band?

How about U2?

How about Chasing Furies?

How about Phil Keaggy?
This isn't going to have any practical outcome so you can suggest any band you like! :D
 

Yorzhik

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I'm so out of the loop

I'm so out of the loop

I've never heard of any one of these bands.
 

Patroclus

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Originally posted by Knight
This isn't going to have any practical outcome

Maybe not, but would you like to be identified with inferiority?

For instance, can you imagine the horror of this grave-stone message:

"Poor old fool liked Wayne Newton-Denkeshein"
 
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Nathon Detroit

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Originally posted by Patroclus


Maybe not, but would you like to be identified with inferiority?

For instance, can you imagine the horror of this grave-stone message:

"Poor old fool like Wayne Newton-Denkeshein"
Dude! Wayne Newton rocks! :nono:
 

ibowatjesusfeet

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Why don't we form our own band and make it the official band of TOL?

Ok, that idea won't fly, so how about...Burlap to Cashmere?
 

Sozo

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The Lost Dogs should be our band, and this should be our song (it perfectly describes the diversity of the TOL members and the objective of TOL to make Christ known)...

Breathe Deep

Politicians, morticians, Philistines, homophobes
Skinheads, Dead heads, tax evaders, street kids
Alcoholics, workaholics, wise guys, dim wits
Blue collars, white collars, war mongers, peace nicks

Breathe deep
Breathe deep the Breath of God
Breathe deep
Breathe deep the Breath of God

Suicidals, rock idols, shut-ins, drop outs
Friendless, homeless, penniless and depressed
Presidents, residents, foreigners and aliens
Dissidents, feminists, xenophobes and chauvinists

Breathe deep
Breathe deep the Breath of God
Breathe deep
Breathe deep the Breath of God

Evolutionists, creationists, perverts, slum lords
Dead-beats, athletes, Protestants and Catholics
Housewives, neophytes, pro-choice, pro-life
Misogynists, monogamists, philanthropists, blacks and whites

Breathe deep
Breathe deep the Breath of God
Breathe deep
Breathe deep the Breath of God

Police, obese, lawyers, and government
Sex offenders, tax collectors, war vets, rejects
Atheists, Scientists, racists, sadists
Biographers, photographers, artists, pornographers

Breathe deep
Breathe deep the Breath of God
Breathe deep
Breathe deep the Breath of God

Gays and lesbians, demagogues and thesbians
The disabled, preachers, doctors and teachers
Meat eaters, wife beaters, judges and jurys
Long hair, no hair, everybody everywhere!

Breathe deep
Breathe deep the Breath of God
Breathe deep
Breathe deep the Breath of God
 
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Poly

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Patroclus

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Bad Indigestion--Another Vote for Lost Dogs

Bad Indigestion--Another Vote for Lost Dogs

Hey, I like Lost Dogs too! How about this song?

Bad Indigestion
(Terry Taylor)

Twinkees were a defense
For a murder binge
The killer had a high sugar count
But now he's on the mend
He sold his soul to the hostess
She turned his brain to mush
The lawyer said "sure, he
Killed 'em judge. It was just
A sugar rush!"

Fat on the bacon
Wool on the lamb
Flies in the ointment
Murder in the ham
Hardened hearts and arteries
Salt block in the Spam
Lord save us all from this
Bad Indigestion

Well, would we do the things we do
If there weren't poison in our blood
Would we hurt our fellow man
While consuming all this crud
Break our vows
Go to war
Put mankind to shame
If a chemical imbalance
Weren't coursing through our veins

Fat on the bacon
Wool on the lamb
Butter on the biscuits
Grease in the pan
Dyes in the candy
Tubas in the band
Lord save us all from this bad indigestion

The god of our benefits is
The great horn O' plenty (Cornucopia)
Moves it's great vegetable hand
Puts a little fruit in all of our baskets
Helps us function better in the can

Montezuma's revenge has
Got us on the run
Double meat velveeta cheese
Between two hot cross buns
Take seltzer and a prune
Pepto Bismal and a Tum
And look into the crap we eat
You'll find a smoking gun

(C)1993 B-1 Music/Chenka-Chenka Music/Word Music (ASCAP)
 

lucybelle

TOL Princess
I want to vote for Sixpence- but because I missed Uproars last concert and feel totally guilty and ashamed of myself...I'm voting for the guys...plus...practically the entire band posts here so it would be fitting...

em7add11, mingus, coldtothetouch...there's half of them right there...
 

Nathon Detroit

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Originally posted by lucybelle
I want to vote for Sixpence- but because I missed Uproars last concert and feel totally guilty and ashamed of myself...I'm voting for the guys...plus...practically the entire band posts here so it would be fitting...

em7add11, mingus, coldtothetouch...there's half of them right there...
You could have voted for both. :)
 

lucybelle

TOL Princess
oh...I get it... :(
so...Knight- can you stick a big fat vote for Sixpence on there for me? I kinda missed that whole pick more than one thing... :D
 
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