Jessica Simpson's Outrageous Comment

truthteller86

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From Netscape's Home Page under "What's New on Netscape"

Jessica Simpson's Outrageous Comment​
Jessica Simpson may be as well known for her ample bosom as she is for her singing. Face it, it's her physical assets more than her talent that she showed off in "The Dukes of Hazzard." And that has tongues wagging: Are they real? Jess has an answer to that.

Jessica is fighting back against the accusations that her breasts have been enhanced. In an eyebrow-raising statement, Jessica told Britain's Sky News, "Mine are definitely real. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory." An accessory?

Still, it must be a trial for her since she is so shy. Or, at least that's what she says. "I am very shy. There are things Daisy does that I could never do," Jessica claimed to Sky News. Hmmm....so all those sexy dance moves and skimpy little outfits aren't the real Jessica?

Even her daddy, the former Baptist minister, has had to jump to her defense when her video, "These Boots Were Made for Walkin'" raised the ire of a religious group who thought a preacher's kid should wear more clothing. Papa Joe wouldn't sit still for that and said, "When we were in church work, they (my daughters) wore bikinis and short shorts. People in the church got mad at me then, but we believe that what's in the heart is more important than what's on the outside."
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Emphasis Mine.
So much for "Train up a child in the way he[she] should go..." huh?
 
Lucky

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It could be worse. He could of said his daughters' bikini-clad physical assests were good for bringing in young men to evangelize to. There are some churches...
 
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Lucky said:
It could be worse. He could of said his daughters' bikini-clad physical assests were good for bringing in young men to evangelize to. There are some churches...
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If they do that, they might as well give out free porn and then preach to those boys whom they give it to and tell them to repent for looking at it.
 
wholearmor

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If "What's in the heart is more important than what's on the outside," then why reveal more of what's on the outside than what's in the heart?
 
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wholearmor said:
If "What's in the heart is more important than what's on the outside," then why reveal more of what's on the outside than what's in the heart?
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I imagine because what's on the outside will sell far more movie/concert tickets than a good heart or talent, unfortunate as that may be.
 
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wholearmor said:
Bingo.
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It kind of makes you wonder what kind of "church work" required that kind of dress. When the high school girls in my neighborhood dress like that for some kind of fundraising, it usually involves convincing young men paying $10+ for a poorly done car wash.
 
wholearmor

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Zimfan said:
It kind of makes you wonder what kind of "church work" required that kind of dress. When the high school girls in my neighborhood dress like that for some kind of fundraising, it usually involves convincing young men paying $10+ for a poorly done car wash.
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Bingo the sequel. (Can you tell I'm trying to :spam: my way to 10,000?) :chuckle: (As usual.)
 
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wholearmor said:
Bingo the sequel. (Can you tell I'm trying to :spam: my way to 10,000?) :chuckle: (As usual.)
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In that case you should come to the Redneck's Clubhouse. That's where serious spamming gets done. :)
 
truthteller86

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Zimfan said:
.. When the high school girls in my neighborhood dress like that for some kind of fundraising, it usually involves convincing young men paying $10+ for a poorly done car wash.
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$10. Just Great, the last time I paid for a poor car wash, it cost me $40 and it was from a dude.:madmad:
 
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