Knight's pick 01-25-2012

Nathon Detroit

LIFETIME MEMBER
LIFETIME MEMBER
Town Heretic on Christianity's warning label. :chuckle:
A stranger asked me if I had heard the good news ... He promised me everlasting life and forgiveness of all my past AND future sins. :rain:
Ah, not how it works though. You have to watch salesmen trying to make quota.

Always read the fine print.

Grace Warning: those accepting may experience an overwhelming joy and an intense desire to please the object of their adoration. Acceptance of grace will usually be accompanied by a decrease in worldliness, blindness, bondage, cynicism, and sexually transmitted disease. People on ego trips should not accept grace as this can lead to a serious increase in humility. Consult your Bible if these symptoms appear. Void where prohibited by denial; must be capable of serious self examination.

Always happy to help. :e4e:
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Sherman

I identify as a Christian
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Administrator
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Priceless! No wonder Zeus is such sour grapes.
 
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