It's President Bush's fault. (spam thread)

[koban]

The English

 

[koban]

toe jam

 

[koban]

Black Holes.

Big Black Bang Holes?

 

[koban]

Celine Dion

 

[koban]

Fast food counter girls with seven inch long nails.

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Celine Dion

:shocked: NO!!! Say it isn't so!!!!

 

[koban]

potholes

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Headaches.

 

[koban]

The Numa Numa song

 

[koban]

Bad "yo momma" jokes

 

[koban]

The mice at Chinese restaurants.

The cats in Chinese retaurant kitchens :shocked:

 

[koban]

Spam threads with no Futurama quotes

 

[koban]

Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
Professor: Why, of course! It's just a name, like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.

 

[koban]

Fry: Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

 

[koban]

Obscure Futurama quotes in spam threads

 

[koban]

Pop rivets whose shanks break off halfway

 

[koban]

Worn truck tires

 

[koban]

hangnails

 

[Crow]

This is GWB's fault:

 

[koban]

ear hair