Funny news articles

[George Affleck]

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FOX will print anything!!

 

[George Affleck]

Where was the editor? Everybody was alive hours before they died. :chuckle:

Yes but...apparently not everyone was awake!

:yawn:

 

[George Affleck]

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Clever tactic!

Always thinking...

 

[George Affleck]

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[George Affleck]

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[WizardofOz]

 

[WizardofOz]

 

[glorydaz]

I found this odd clipping. Thought it belonged under Funny News.

I mean, you just can't make this stuff up.

Ahhhhh... this is what I’ve been waiting for... Your very words echo that you perceive this is a stage and you seem to be protecting a spotlight that I never considered...

I assumed you wanted all “Glory” to go to Jesus... but have recently been convinced by this... and the post where you suggested “our words” lead others to Christ... when again... I always consider this entire enchilada... His stage...

And... who is your audience here? Who started this thread? Who’s OP is this? Do you desire pats on the back from fellow believers more than the rejoicing of the Angels that WILL occur when Sonnet professes his full faith in Christ and relinquishes all of his doubts to Christ!

See... I am a small bit player and I take every opportunity to belittle the “I” of the matter... not to degrade mayself... but to ensure “Eye” don’t step in the Shine of the “I AM”.

But... ... that’s just me.e.<(I)>

# I’m not playing...

 

[George Affleck]

Wow!
He pitches with both arms!
That's confusing.
Can you imagine trying to hit 2 balls with one swing?
Sure would like to see that wind up!

And...he can pitch underwater!
Amphibious!
How do you spell relief?

 

[George Affleck]

I found this odd clipping. Thought it belonged under Funny News.

I mean, you just can't make this stuff up.

Ya. I know what you mean.
Impossible to make it up.

Keep your Eye on these for us will you?

:salute:

 

[George Affleck]

Slow news day?
Or just a very, very small town?

I wonder why it will be destroyed after a certain time?
Does it turn into something dangerous?

 

[glorydaz]

Slow news day?
Or just a very, very small town?

I wonder why it will be destroyed after a certain time?
Does it turn into something dangerous?

It's a mystery. I've been mulling it over and over in my mind....all night long. :idunno:

 

[George Affleck]

Never heard of red hats having an expiry date.

 

[George Affleck]

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[George Affleck]

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Immigration official to his boss.

"Ya like, he fell out of the sky eh...and landed ina snowbank...
Like, I think he had too many beers eh!"

 

[glorydaz]

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:rotfl:

 

[George Affleck]

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The rest of the copy on this piece is:

"Police said a preliminary investigation led investigators to believe the collision was not accidental. Investigators also believe drugs and alcohol could be factors in the collision.


They said five people, all from one of the vehicles and all naked at the time, were taken to hospital and are in police custody. At the time of the crash, the temperature was about -8 C in Nisku.


On Monday afternoon, RCMP Cpl. Laurel Scott said the investigation was “convoluted” and still in its infancy. The Leduc general investigation section, forensic identification section, criminal collision investigation team and the collision analyst were all working on the file."

 

[George Affleck]

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[George Affleck]

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[George Affleck]

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Now I know that this is a spoof and not real news but it IS funny.